“Yoo-hoo, Mr. Walrus. Where are you? Now where could he have gotten to? Wait. Here’s a note, this may explain things.”
“Sorry to leave you on your own this morning but I’m out of town for the day and won’t be back until this evening. As you read this I’ll be closing on my new house and will be caught up on all that entails. I’ll see you when I get back. Have the Champagne chilling.”
“Well! Looks like we have a new homeowner. Congrats Mr. Walrus. On to the memes!”
Winner
This week.
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I don’t remember #2. Was that when they had the Smart Toilet Paper Challenge?
Mimeograph machine: I was the responsible kid who got assigned to run it. Had to pour nasty blue ink into it. Warmed up, it smelled like heck. Weirdo paper. Probably toxic.
Probably stunted my growth at staring at Mary Sue Whatshername in the plaid miniskirt.
Really, all of these entries should win.
“As you read this I’ll be closing on my new house”
I’m going to hoist one tonight for Walrus! Congratulations!
The deal was made in Nashua
on a bright and sunny day
So they set off to the new house.
their contractors for to pay.