Straight Line of the Day: Am I the Only One Who… Posted by Oppo on 17 April 2024, 12:00 pm Spread it around:Click to share on Facebook (Opens in new window)Click to share on Twitter (Opens in new window)Click to email a link to a friend (Opens in new window)MoreClick to share on Reddit (Opens in new window)Click to share on LinkedIn (Opens in new window)Click to share on Pinterest (Opens in new window)Click to share on Tumblr (Opens in new window)Click to share on Pocket (Opens in new window)Click to share on Telegram (Opens in new window)Click to share on WhatsApp (Opens in new window)Click to print (Opens in new window)Like this:Like Loading... Related
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Yes, you are. You are the solitary rational being to hold that belief. Loading... 2 Reply to this comment
Am I the only one who… is happy that Emu is chasing elephants – because it means he’s not chasing me? Loading... 3 Reply to this comment
No, there are dozens of other Whos down in Whoville. You should visit them around Christmas; they throw a great party. Loading... 4 Reply to this comment
Am I the only one who … Keeps mis-pronouncing simple two-syllable words, like “Ba-sil?” Loading... 2 Reply to this comment
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Am I the only one who… …. goes to IMAO and can’t think of a damn thing to say? Loading... 5 Reply to this comment
Am I the only one who… … carries a part from the Space Shuttle in my wallet, so I can show people what I made that flew on every single mission? … has no concept of the folly of humble-bragging? Loading... 2 Reply to this comment
……thinks Brandon sucks? Nope, you’re not alone. There are millions of us who feel the same way.
Am I the only one who… doesn’t get the concept of “influencer”?
Am I the Only One Who…
Thinks we are not alone in the universe?
Yes, you are. You are the solitary rational being to hold that belief.
Now do you feel alone?
Sorry I asked…gee.
Am I the Only One Who…
knows why the caged bird sings?
Is it because he’s hoping to get time knocked off his sentence?
Am I the only one who … thinks Brady fumbled?
Yes, yes you are.
Am I the only one who… is happy that Emu is chasing elephants – because it means he’s not chasing me?
…thinks Mika is super hot? Yes, Oppo, you are.
Take that back! It can’t be true!!!
No, there are dozens of other Whos down in Whoville. You should visit them around Christmas; they throw a great party.
Am I the only one who …
Keeps mis-pronouncing simple two-syllable words, like “Ba-sil?”
Am I the only one who…I am, aren’t I?
Am I the only one who…
…thinks the zoo should name the next baby alpaca “Lunch.”
Am I the only one who…
…is on first?
Well done tankdemon.
Am I the only one who…
…. goes to IMAO and can’t think of a damn thing to say?
…
Am I the only one who…
… carries a part from the Space Shuttle in my wallet, so I can show people what I made that flew on every single mission?
… has no concept of the folly of humble-bragging?