“Oh Mr. Walrus. Am I late for the Maryann auditions?”
“Not for me.”
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I thought she was auditioning for Ellie Mae.
Okay, let’s go through this-
1) No, people don’t disappear in the Bermuda Triangle, though it is where they put the Epstien client list.
2) Did Charlie Brown finally snap?
3) I have many trophies in my collection, and I earned each and every one of them by riding the bench while the much more talented kids were kicking ass.
(Just an aside, but is it ironic that Beck won the Grammy for Best Male Rock Performance for the song “Loser”?)
4) Genie, or genius?
5) So it is possible to “put a chick in it” without making it gay and lame.
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7) Somebody truly embraced the Karen side.
8) Yes. Punch them early and often. Preemptive punches are madatory if you see them near a museum.
9) But what are their pronouns?
10) Nice dad joke. My appreciation is immeasurable.
I feel like I’ve seen a diatribe about punching hippies somewhere.
#10, would be much funnier if it weren’t tainted with a picture of one of the most annoying actresses ever playing the most frustrating character in one of the worst series ever.
I thought she was auditioning for Ellie Mae.
Okay, let’s go through this-
1) No, people don’t disappear in the Bermuda Triangle, though it is where they put the Epstien client list.
2) Did Charlie Brown finally snap?
3) I have many trophies in my collection, and I earned each and every one of them by riding the bench while the much more talented kids were kicking ass.
(Just an aside, but is it ironic that Beck won the Grammy for Best Male Rock Performance for the song “Loser”?)
4) Genie, or genius?
5) So it is possible to “put a chick in it” without making it gay and lame.
6)
7) Somebody truly embraced the Karen side.
8) Yes. Punch them early and often. Preemptive punches are madatory if you see them near a museum.
9) But what are their pronouns?
10) Nice dad joke. My appreciation is immeasurable.
I feel like I’ve seen a diatribe about punching hippies somewhere.
#10, would be much funnier if it weren’t tainted with a picture of one of the most annoying actresses ever playing the most frustrating character in one of the worst series ever.