By the way, she’s over 18. You’re just taller than her.

I swear, the attention span of a gnat.

… and marriage material.

(Imagine the letters changed. Ain’t nobody got time for Photoshops that don’t involve Gilligan’s Island.)

My continuing role, of course, would be Spearchucker Jones. But then, Painless had a pretty good . . . let us say, . . . endowment.