“That guy? Yeah, he puts us in our place when we get outa the pecking order, and he kicks us out of the garden. Oh, and he murders rats. Just shoots ’em right in front of us.” -My flock of hens.
“He spoils us with treats”- the chickens I like
“He’s always telling us off”-the chickens who are jerks and try to move up the ranks
Top coat, top hat.They know I don’t worry ’cause my wallet’s fat.
Black shades, white gloves.
Lookin’ sharp, lookin’ for love.
Bob B: “Nobody’s gonna rat on me!”
Stinky: “Hold my cheese…”
“I have a feeling they’ll never tell…” – Gov. Noem
“Cuddly – smells of elderberries…”
“That guy with opposable thumbs who knows how to operate the can opener . . . “
First Cars, Now Pets: How Would They Describe You?
Some people call me the space cowboy…
“That guy? Yeah, he puts us in our place when we get outa the pecking order, and he kicks us out of the garden. Oh, and he murders rats. Just shoots ’em right in front of us.” -My flock of hens.
“He spoils us with treats”- the chickens I like
“He’s always telling us off”-the chickens who are jerks and try to move up the ranks