All we have to do is crowd-source 2.5 million dollars to pay her. Her company that is.

She might even give us a 20-inch tube TV.

As a bonus, she will host some sort of sit-down interview with us, which, when broadcast, will in no way be an illegal in-kind contribution. So that’s pretty nice.

Secret Service agent fired for taking ex girlfriend to the Obamas’ Hawaii beach house for sex
Daily Mail | November 13, 2024 | Stephen M. Lepore

A Secret Service agent has been fired after his ex-girlfriend revealed that he took her to the Obamas’ Hawaii estate to have sex in the bathroom ‘like a mile-high club.’

Koryeah Dwanyen revealed the lurid details between herself and an agent, whom she only named as ‘Dale,’ in her book ‘Undercover Heartbreak: a Memoir of Trust and Trauma.’

The book, which released on October 28, reveals that in 2022, ‘Dale’ showed him pictures of the residence before daring her to come with.

‘No one will know. If anything, I’m the one who could get in trouble,’ Dwanyen claims the agent said.

That’s when he dared her to defile the former First Lady Michelle Obama’s bathroom with him.

If there’s one person on the earth who hasn’t gotten much press lately — “ink,” as journalists call it — it’s Donald J. Trump.

Everyone totally ignores him. And everyone also ignores the “J.” in his name

Yet — he’s about to become the most powerful man in the world. He has the power to change the price of butter. Ponder that!

He can also send young boys to war. But he won’t. Because he has a hot wife, and he’s incredibly rich. He’s like Putin, if Putin were nice. Why would either of them act contrary to their nature?

Nobody likes the liberals who oppose him, so that’s one major point in his favor.

And he doesn’t have dogs like Commander and Hater Sic ‘im that bite people. So that’s a second point.

Feel free to add your own Trump observations below. As I said, he doesn’t get nearly enough attention.

Now you know what goes on in the corridors of IMAO headquarters.