All we have to do is crowd-source 2.5 million dollars to pay her. Her company that is.
She might even give us a 20-inch tube TV.
As a bonus, she will host some sort of sit-down interview with us, which, when broadcast, will in no way be an illegal in-kind contribution. So that’s pretty nice.
And then when you invite her to the annual IMAO holiday party, and she bellies up to the buffet, you’ll have to remind her HEY, Oprah, those dumplings are fir everyone!
I thought we were paying for Megan Thee Stallion and Beyonce.
Take it out of petty cash. You can expense it under “miscellaneous promotions”…
You haven’t seen our petty cash drawer lately, have you?
Last time I saw it was in the interns dormitory.
That was the pretty drawers.
Call it what you want, but people kept putting $1 bills in.