A guy on the internet had a just saying:
This is a saying I learned in the U.S. Navy:
“A stiff male reproductive organ has no conscience.”
News headline:
Navy launches USS New Jersey, first gender-neutral submarine in US fleet
Fox News | Sep 15, 2024 | Stephen Sorace
Just saying.

Having trouble configuring the aft torpedo tubes…
What is it, err, missing to be considered gender neutral?
If it has no conscience, then what the hell is the helmet for?
Same reason Seattle has seatbelt laws.