The Left: “All cats deserve Workman’s Compensation just like humans and we won’t stop fighting until they have it. We will 👊 punch every Republi-con in the country and then knock them on their heads….for the sake of democracy”! Reply to this comment
Well, if I poke my head in here & get a mallet to the face, I guess that means that f-‘n mouse was in there 🙀 3 Reply to this comment
If I just get my dander in here, I won’t have to walk all over the house spreading it around, then I’ll have more time for naps! 3 Reply to this comment
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The Left:
“All cats deserve Workman’s Compensation just like humans and we won’t stop fighting until they have it. We will 👊 punch every Republi-con in the country and then knock them on their heads….for the sake of democracy”!
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Well, if I poke my head in here & get a mallet to the face, I guess that means that f-‘n mouse was in there 🙀
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If I just get my dander in here, I won’t have to walk all over the house spreading it around, then I’ll have more time for naps!
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