Luggage and carry-on’s are all extra. The seats don’t recline, there are no tray tables and the tickets are non-refundable. Other than all that, it’s a virtual paradise! (in the AI video).
Of course… the basic fare doesn’t include seat rental. Seats rent by the width as follows:
14″ – $295.00
16″ – $395.00
18″ – $595.00
20″ – $895.00
Includes standard leg room of 10″
Luxury seat belts included with releasable strap.
Other rental fees:
Oxygen masks – $25.00
Air vent, reading light, call button combo: $50.00
Electronics package: Audio, video screen, USB power (call for price)
You have to bring your own floatation device.
I AM my own flotation device
…when you board the flight crew asks, “Gas, grass, or ass?”
Luggage and carry-on’s are all extra. The seats don’t recline, there are no tray tables and the tickets are non-refundable. Other than all that, it’s a virtual paradise! (in the AI video).
…it’s all “festival seating”, so the gate-rush is truly impressive…
… all flight attendants moonlight as dive-bar bouncers…
…maintenance is decided by a coin-flip…
…it’s just a Cessna 172 four-seater. 😫
All flight attendants have the name “Karen” and are suspiciously Chinese looking..
“You fly with us long time!” (Bzzzzzzt)
…the discount only applies to flights departing between 1:30 AM and 1:35 AM on February 29th.
Of course… the basic fare doesn’t include seat rental. Seats rent by the width as follows:
14″ – $295.00
16″ – $395.00
18″ – $595.00
20″ – $895.00
Includes standard leg room of 10″
Luxury seat belts included with releasable strap.
Other rental fees:
Oxygen masks – $25.00
Air vent, reading light, call button combo: $50.00
Electronics package: Audio, video screen, USB power (call for price)
There’s a reason the cockpit controls are labeled in braille.
Bob Newhart explains:
http://tiny.cc/vi3g001
He’s the greatest!
There’s a New Discount Airline. Of Course, . . .There is
The pilot’s union was able to negotiate a “no urinalysis” clause in the latest contract.
Pilots? Did you say PILOTS?
Are you sure you didn’t want me to hire a bunch of pirates?
No baggage allowed..ever..which means no deodorant and no changes of underwear..
Only destination is Funky Town..
No coupon, no tickee!
The Grace L. Ferguson Airline (and Storm Door Company)
—Thank you Bob Newhart