Straight Line of the Day: The Same Guy Who Invented Phoenician Blinds… Posted by Oppo on 21 May 2025, 12:00 pm
… was also behind Corinthian leather, Arabic numerals, and Egyptian linen. He just had a thing for the Near East… 1 Reply to this comment
was the first to combine a man-bun, a beard, and a turtleneck sweater and still get some nookie. Not anything above a 6, but still… 1 Reply to this comment
The Same Guy Who Invented Phoenician Blinds… …also created the Textician Shade and the E-mailian Valence. 2 Reply to this comment
The Same Guy Who Invented Phoenician Blinds… Sold safety glasses on the side. https://youtu.be/uNRvz5O9l2s?t=23 Reply to this comment
. . . went to Venice and sold them under the name Venetian blinds. Naked Italian women were trusting souls when the installer knocked on their doors and said “blind man.” 3 Reply to this comment
…also took the wrong turn in Albuquerque.
… created Blue Emu, which was his last mistake…
… is also responsible for Chinese Finger Traps…
… was also behind Corinthian leather, Arabic numerals, and Egyptian linen. He just had a thing for the Near East…
was the first to combine a man-bun, a beard, and a turtleneck sweater and still get some nookie. Not anything above a 6, but still…
The Same Guy Who Invented Phoenician Blinds…
…also created the Textician Shade and the E-mailian Valence.
The Same Guy Who Invented Phoenician Blinds…
Sold safety glasses on the side.
https://youtu.be/uNRvz5O9l2s?t=23
. . . went to Venice and sold them under the name Venetian blinds. Naked Italian women were trusting souls when the installer knocked on their doors and said “blind man.”