…leaping from tree to tree as they float down the mighty rivers of British Columbia (without being arrested for it) with your best girl by your side as you sing… sing… sing…
Being Rich means ordering the drink instead of water with the meal. Being Really Rich means upgrading the drink to a milk shake, plus appetizers AND desert, and not taking any of the leftovers.
… singing with Big Kenny…
Save a horse
Being Really Rich Means…
Being able to be a passenger, like Frnak, in
a stretch limousene poking signs out of the sun roof that say JOHN 3:16…Jesus loves you….etc.
…leaping from tree to tree as they float down the mighty rivers of British Columbia (without being arrested for it) with your best girl by your side as you sing… sing… sing…
…paying secondary prices for a bottle of George T. Stagg.
Your “lazy day lounging at home” outfit is a three-piece Armani suit.
Your table setting has ALL the forks, and you know which dish to use them with.
Instead of haggling over the price of a new vehicle, yiu just buy the entire dealership.
You buy the name brand products at Wal-Mart.
Being Really Rich Means…
never having to say you’re sorry.
When you are finally able to afford the real Preparation H which, on the hole, is a much better solution than a popsicle…
Beavis:
“Heh heh that reminds me I need some 2-ply t.p. for my bunghole heh heh.”
Having Kathy Ireland over to lounge in a flag bikini instead if looking at a photo of Kathy Ireland lounging in a flag bikini.
Being able to keep both Basil AND basil in your spice rack.
Not long ago I was looking for some oregano in my spice rack but it turned out to be some weed from 1983. No idea.
Being Rich means ordering the drink instead of water with the meal. Being Really Rich means upgrading the drink to a milk shake, plus appetizers AND desert, and not taking any of the leftovers.