American tourists arrested after breaking into Punch the Monkey’s enclosure at Japan’s Ichikawa City Zoo
New York Post | 5-18-26 | Ronny Reyes
American tourists arrested after breaking into Punch the Monkey’s enclosure at Japan’s Ichikawa City Zoo
New York Post | 5-18-26 | Ronny Reyes
There was an extremely rare Pokémon located inside the enclosure…
Poor signage. Why would a normal person NOT want to punch the monkey?
To spank the monkey?
Hopefully not to spank the momkey’s monkey
It was written in an ancient prophecy.
Frank thought it looked a lot like a hippie. “Hey, he’s lucky he didn’t look like a hobo.”
Looking for love in all the wrong places dating advice from Charlie Sheen.
Thought it was Cecilia Gimenez’s portrait studio.
Test run for White House security breach.
Space Monkey is on another bender.
Media reports of search for homeless advocate with arrow in head wearing Free Charlton Heston t-shirt carrying suitcase full of meth was about you, not that other guy.
To get the payoff on the bet you just laid down on Kalshi about whether anybody would break into Punch the Monkey’s enclosure this week.
Somebody broke into the monkey enclosure? Was it Peter Gabriel carrying a taser?