Straight Line of the Day: If Corporations = People, Then…

Judge awards corporations the right to vote in Delaware town
Not The Bee | May 31, 2026 | Mister Retrops

Delaware Superior Court Judge Craig Karsnitz has ruled that companies in Delaware will be able to vote in elections just like people.

This is especially wacky for Delaware.

As per the US Census Bureau, the estimated human population of Delaware is just over 1 million.

But there are over 2 million corporations headquartered in the state, which means there are far more companies in Delaware than there are people.

Karsnitz dismissed the lawsuit from Delaware’s Superior Court, citing ‘the principle of one person/entity/one vote.’

‘Visions of faceless large corporations or even HAL controlling a small town are frightening and the stuff of science fiction,’ but ‘trusts, partnerships, limited liability companies, and corporations are expressly recognized as “persons” in the Delaware Code,’ the judge said.

Local Man Sued by Bill Gates for Swatting One of His Expensive Designer Mosquitoes

“It’s not a bug, it’s a future!”

Bill Gates Releases Hundreds of Millions of Bacteria-Infected Mosquitoes Across Colombia
Slay News | May 29, 2026 | Frank Bergman

The revelation is drawing renewed scrutiny to Gates’s other mosquito-based biological interventions around the world, with scientists warning that the long-term consequences remain largely unknown.

… and …

Google Reportedly Planning to Release TENS OF MILLIONS of Mosquitoes into Two States to ‘Stop’ Spread of Several Dangerous Diseases
The Gateway Pundit | May 30, 2026 | Cullen Linebarger

America’s most infamous tech company has a bold, potentially risky plan to supposedly reduce the spread of mosquito-borne illnesses, assuming the federal government will sign off on the proposal.

As The New York Post reported, Google wants federal approval to unleash approximately 32 MILLION mosquitoes into the states of California and Florida over the next two years.

Babesleaga Group AM : Week 5 : Ursula Andress vs Tuesday Weld

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Ursula Andress vs Tuesday Weld

Ursula Andress (4-0-0 Pts. 187 Avg. 46.75)

  • Week 1 Defeated Sharon Tate 48-44
  • Week 2 Defeated Mary Ure 58-24
  • Week 3 Defeated Dyan Cannon 40-28
  • Week 4 Defeated Eva Renzi 41-37

VS

Tuesday Weld (3-1-0 Pts. 189 Avg. 47.25)

  • Week 1 Lost to Elke Sommer 44-47
  • Week 2 Defeated Dyan Cannon 51-29
  • Week 3 Defeated Jean Seberg 58-12
  • Week 4 Defeated Sharon Tate 36-27

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72 votes · 72 answers

Babesleaga Group AM : Week 4 : Results and Standings

Already planning the next group, but let us get this one done first.

Results

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51 votes · 51 answers

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75 votes · 75 answers

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63 votes · 63 answers

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78 votes · 78 answers

Standings

ContestantRecordPointsAveragePoints AgainstAverage Score
Elke Sommer4 – 0 – 021654.0010554.00 – 26.25
Ursula Andress4 – 0 – 018746.7513346.75 – 33.25
Tuesday Weld3 – 1 – 018947.2511547.25 – 28.75
Sharon Tate2 – 2 – 017744.2513444.25 – 33.50
Eva Renzi1 – 3 – 014436.0016436.00 – 41.00
Dyan Cannon1 – 3 – 013433.5017233.50 – 43.00
Jean Seberg1 – 3 – 08721.7520021.75 – 50.00
Mary Ure0 – 4 – 08621.5020021.50 – 50.00

Week 5

  • 10:00 am Ursula Andress vs Tuesday Weld
  • 2:00 pm Dyan Cannon vs Sharon Tate
  • 6:00 pm Jean Seberg vs Elke Sommer
  • 8:00 pm Eva Renzi vs Mary Ure