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Country Time: If your kid gets fined for opening a lemonade stand, we’ll cover it
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COUNTRY TIME:
“Bonnie Sarah, Bonnie Sarah. What have I ever done to make you treat me so disrespectfully? If you’d come to me in friendship, this scum who fined your lemonade stand would be suffering this very day. And if by some chance an honest seven-year-old like yourself made enemies they would become my enemies. And then, they would fear you.”
VIRGIL TIBBS:
“Now listen, hear me good, Mama. Please. Don’t make me have to send you to jail… There’s white time in jail and there’s Country Time in jail. The worst kind of time you can do is Country Time.”
— In The Heat of the Night (1967)
DOUGGIE MacARTHUR (Age 6):
“Duty. Honor. Country Time.”
Just another excuse for government to close down stands to gain income for the public coffers.