Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Amazing! Just discovered on Mars…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Amazing! Just discovered on Mars…
I’m not saying it’s covfefe…but it’s covfefe.
What an alien concept
Considering the source, isn’t that a Kzinti concept.
Amazing! Just discovered on Mars…
some ballot boxes from 2016 that will swing the election to Hillary!
Amazing! Just discovered on Mars…
Oppressed minorities.
Fore appendages up…. don’t shoot
Amazing! Just discovered on Mars…
the missing evidence from the Kelner case, he WAS innocent!
Amazing! Just discovered on Mars…
the infamous “G” spot.
Amazing! Just discovered on Mars…
my car keys. They are always in the last place you look.
Is it my favorite catnip mouse? I’ve looked everywhere else.
Dennis Rodman’s long-lost sanity.
all those Clinton associates who we thought had committed suicide.
Higgs Boson and his all-girl band.
the girl of Anthony Weiner’s dreams.
Amazing! Just discovered on Mars…
women! They were lying to us all these years.
Amazing! Just discovered on Mars…
lost liberal minds, and they ain’t in good shape either.
Obama’s birth certificate
Jimmy Hoffa
Ray Walston
A poorly aimed nuke that missed the moon
Both MSNBC viewers
I tried watching “My Favorite Martian” recently. I thought it was funny when I was a kitten. It hasn’t aged well for me. Ray Walston’s character is insufferable with his endless kvetching about how stupid Earthlings are and preening superiority. Reminded me for all the world of Alan Alda in “MASH”.
I haven’t seen MFM in 50 years, and remember little of it except the stars’ names. MASH was a decent show until McLean Stevenson and Wayne Rogers left, then it became the Alan Alda Show and was unwatchable. I liked Walston in The Sting.
…more of Kim Jong Un’s nuke launchers!
Waiters…. that’ll bring you water.
[youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8oT_1L1AMaQ&w=560&h=315%5D
An Illudium Pu-36 Explosive Space Modulator.
Eve Plumb, saying, “Martian, martian, martian.”
Zebra’s rolling in the dust…. Therefore answering that age old question………
…milk chocolate, caramel, almonds and nougat…
I’m snickering at that one.
All mounds of joy.
Meh…I rate it a zero
A Zero bar always went well with a Big Red. I wonder if I’d be overwhelmed with the sugar content if I tried that combo now.
…red velvet cake!
…chocolate chip cookies with walnuts. Future missions have been put on-hold indefinitely.
…that Mars bars are all female clientele. No nuts.
Carter for President bumper stickers
Charlize Therns
…a sign reading, “All you kids, stay off my lawn.”
…or I will fry you with my radiation gun.
….all the radio stations only play classic Grok and Roll music.
Heinlein Bacon to you, sir!
Heinlein, Asimov, Bradbury, Niven, Farmer, Varley… Some of my core reading material some years ago.
Don’t forget the Burroughs shout out.
I read it, but not my favorite.
Water on mars
https://apod.nasa.gov/apod/ap050401.html
There’s a site I haven’t checked for awhile
Marvin.
I only have eyes for you.
“I only have eyes
for you.”FIFY
Frank J.
I’m not saying it’s Michigan J. Frog, but it’s Michigan J. Frog
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=evgEJlOPoeo
A giant sign It says…
Hi! I’m an annoying popup. Enter your email in me to get updates on Frank J. Fleming’s science fiction and fantasy writing. Plus get a free short story. Fun! (I believe there’s a sign just like it on the Moon.)