From Monty Python and the Holy Grail:
The directors of the firm hired to continue the credits after the other people had been sacked, wish it to be known that they have just been sacked.
The credits have been completed in an entirely different style at great expense and at the last minute.
.Executive Producer JOHN GOLDSTONE & “RALPH” The Wonder Llama
Producer
MARK FORSTATER
Assisted By
EARL J. LLAMA
MIKE Q. LLAMA III
SY LLAMA
MERLE Z. LLAMA IX
Directed By
40 SPECIALLY TRAINED ECUADORIAN MOUNTAIN LLAMAS
6 VENEZUELAN RED LLAMAS
142 MEXICAN WHOOPING LLAMAS
14 NORTH CHILEAN GUANACOS (CLOSELY RELATED TO THE LLAMA)
REG LLAMA OF BRIXTON
76000 BATTERY LLAMAS FROM “LLAMA-FRESH” FARMS LTD. NEAR PARAGUAY
and
TERRY GILLIAM & TERRY JONES
Well, this is going over like a steel drum!
So here’s today’s unfinished work-in-progress.
And I checked: there are rhymes.
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That Peruvian creature, the Llama
Reminds me, somehow, of Obama:
It can be black or white,
Push-Me-Pull-You, and bite…
That Peruvian creature, the Llama
Reminds me, somehow, of Obama:
It can be black or white,
Push-Me-Pull-You, and bite…
But won’t Seppeku on his Katana.
And now that he’s gone, I feel much calmer
And don’t even joke about his mama
That Peruvian creature, the Llama
Reminds me, somehow, of Obama:
It can be black or white,
Push-Me-Pull-You, and bite
But for God’s sake don’t call it Ossama.
That Peruvian creature, the Llama
Reminds me, somehow, of Obama:
It can be black or white,
Push-Me-Pull-You, and bite,
And was always creating false drama.
That Peruvian creature, the Llama
Reminds me, somehow, of Obama:
It can be black or white,
Push-Me-Pull-You, and bite…
And both creatures once bit my mama…
No realli! She was Karving her initials on Obama with the sharpened end of Michelle’s fondue fork…
Mynd you, Obama bites Kan be pretti nasti…
And can dance like a bad Mama Jama.