Straight Line of the Day: Corn Pop and T-Bone Have Been Found! It Turns Out They’re… Posted by Oppo on 25 September 2019, 12:00 pm Straight Line of the Day: Corn Pop and T-Bone have been found! It turns out they’re…
Corn Pop and T-Bone have been found! It turns out they’re… well I’m not saying they are Aliens but…who I’m I kidding at this point, they are aliens. Reply to this comment
… two people who after meeting Joe Biden and Cory Booker, decided to return to the Twilight Zone where things make more sense. Reply to this comment
They’re a dangerous bunch of bad guys who want Biden’s apology or else they will refuse to eat their pudding at the retirement home. Reply to this comment
Corn Pop and T-Bone have been found! It turns out they’re… …available for $8.99 at the diner down on the corner of Gale and Hobbston. Reply to this comment
…currently back-up singers for the Asian leg of Artie and the Bluebells reunion tour. Reply to this comment
A bit hard to be low-level in Albuquerque, since it’s at about 5300 feet elevation. Reply to this comment
…not aware that you’re supposed to keep with the medieval theme when choosing names for your D&D characters. Reply to this comment
Corn Pop and T-Bone have been found! It turns out they’re… hiding in Ukraine, imagine that! Reply to this comment
Corn Pop and T-Bone have been found! It turns out they’re… High level members of the DNC. Reply to this comment
Corn Pop and T-Bone have been found! It turns out they’re… Retired and currently living in the William J. Lepetomane Home for the Insane Gambler. Reply to this comment
Corn Pop and T-Bone have been found! It turns out they’re… The two members of Taggart’s possie who had to ride back for a whole s**t load a dimes. Reply to this comment
Corn Pop and T-Bone have been found! It turns out they’re… Doing stand up at Chilkoot Charlies in Anchorage Alaska. Reply to this comment
Corn Pop and T-Bone have been found! It turns out they’re… The new Sheriff and Deputy Sheriff of Rockridge. Reply to this comment
Corn Pop and T-Bone have been found! It turns out they’re… training for the next Olympic hide-n-seek spots on the US team. Reply to this comment
Following Blood, Sweat, and Tears…. the least popular flavors at Baskin-Robbins. Reply to this comment
Corn Pop and T-Bone have been found! It turns out they’re… actually Justin Trudeau! Reply to this comment
The two most popular brands of blackface purchased by aspiring young politicians. Reply to this comment
Corn Pop and T-Bone have been found! It turns out they’re… …a couple of wanna be rap artists on an unknown label. Reply to this comment
Corn Pop and T-Bone have been found! It turns out they’re…
well I’m not saying they are Aliens but…who I’m I kidding at this point, they are aliens.
…both wholly owned by Kraft/Heinz.
… two people who after meeting Joe Biden and Cory Booker, decided to return to the Twilight Zone where things make more sense.
They’re a dangerous bunch of bad guys who want Biden’s apology or else they will refuse to eat their pudding at the retirement home.
Cousins of Harvey.
The rabbit, not the slacker here at IMAO.
“Formerly” here, or is there going to be a Comeback Special?
We’re going to wake up as he walks out of the shower.
Cheeky Monkey!
Corn Pop and T-Bone have been found! It turns out they’re…
…available for $8.99 at the diner down on the corner of Gale and Hobbston.
…currently back-up singers for the Asian leg of Artie and the Bluebells reunion tour.
…exercising their rights under the 5th Amendment.
Pet names Biden uses for his junk.
… competitors on “Top Chef”…
…using sock puppets to comment on IMAO.
… low-level meth dealers in Albuquerque…
A bit hard to be low-level in Albuquerque, since it’s at about 5300 feet elevation.
… awaiting a call-back for an off-Broadway revival of “Rent”…
… minor characters in “Where the Wild Things Are”…
…at the bottom of my sock drawer.
…they live at the North Pole with Santa and the elves.
…the lowest selling action figures in Mattel’s “Imaginary Friends” line.
Blood vessels in bidens left eye.
Two empty ‘alves of coconut
The Keymaster and the Gatekeeper
…not aware that you’re supposed to keep with the medieval theme when choosing names for your D&D characters.
…going back to their previous names, Yogi and Boo-boo.
Corn Pop and T-Bone have been found! It turns out they’re…
hiding in Ukraine, imagine that!
Corn Pop and T-Bone have been found! It turns out they’re…
High level members of the DNC.
Corn Pop and T-Bone have been found! It turns out they’re…
Retired and currently living in the William J. Lepetomane Home for the Insane Gambler.
Boris and Natasha
Corn Pop and T-Bone have been found! It turns out they’re…
The two members of Taggart’s possie who had to ride back for a whole s**t load a dimes.
Transgendered Weebl and Bob.
The two little known Ukraine gangster members of the Little Rascals.
Corn Pop and T-Bone have been found! It turns out they’re…
Doing stand up at Chilkoot Charlies in Anchorage Alaska.
Obama’s and Biden’s pet names for each other.
Hillary Clinton’s nightly midnight snack.
…the white privilege equivalent to chicken and waffles.
…the nicknames Trump gave to Melania’s breasts.
…droids from the next Star Wars movie.
Corn Pop and T-Bone have been found! It turns out they’re…
The new Sheriff and Deputy Sheriff of Rockridge.
…definitely not your huckleberry.
…Basil AND Basil!
Corn Pop and T-Bone have been found! It turns out they’re…
training for the next Olympic hide-n-seek spots on the US team.
Carl Ruiz’s last meal
featured on Nancy Pelosi’s tramp stamp.
…the Ebony and Ivory that Stevie and Paul were singing about.
The Chief and medicine man from Warren’s indian tribe.
…two sides of the same coin.
…two sides of the same con.
FIFY
But isn’t a coin a 3 dimensional object? Shouldn’t there be a third option?
My answer identifies as Binary…YOU ASSUMED IT’S GENDER!!!!!
I assumed it’s dimension not gender. I’m dimensionalist at worst.
Following Blood, Sweat, and Tears…. the least popular flavors at Baskin-Robbins.
Corn Pop and T-Bone have been found! It turns out they’re…
actually Justin Trudeau!
The two most popular brands of blackface purchased by aspiring young politicians.
Corn Pop and T-Bone have been found! It turns out they’re…
…a couple of wanna be rap artists on an unknown label.
… understudies for LEEROY JENKINS!…
…living in a van, down by the river.
… the two Utes who robbed the Sac-O-Suds
Who stole all the bacon??