If this news item isn’t custom-made for Harumph Day, I don’t know what is.
Sheriff: Woman Bites Camel To Escape Attack in Enclosure at Louisiana Truck Stop
WAFB | Sept. 22, 2019 | Danae LeakeOn Thursday evening, a couple at the I-10 truck stop in Grosse Tete was chasing after their deaf dog ran away from them, Sheriff Brett Stassi said. The dog, according to Stassi, ran under the double barbed wire fencing that fenced off the enclosure of the camel.
The couple chased after the dog into the enclosure, meeting an agitated camel, who is named Caspar. Sheriff Stassi said, somehow, the camel sat on the woman. The woman, possibly out of self-defense, bit the camel’s testicles.
Boy, if I had a nickel for every time I’ve heard that excuse….
That never happens to me when I sit on ladies.
Man bites dog!! Well…not quite but pretty close.
This story keeps see-sawing between the people being crazy and not being crazy as additional information is brought forward. First lady bites camel. (Yikes!) Then, it was revealed that the camel sat on the woman. (Hmmm.) Next day hear whole car load of Floridians were harassing camel. Today I read that the Floridians were chasing their deaf dog. Tomorrow? It’ll all be Trump’s fault—-unless it’s Biden’s.
That’s nuts.
Pun intended or happy coincidence?
The dog’s name was Stassi? Like the former East German secret police?
Just asking.
For a friend.
No, the sheriff.
And The Band wasn’t on stage.