Straight Line of the Day: The Next Cause of Mass Panic… Posted by Oppo on 10 March 2020, 12:00 pm Straight Line of the Day: The next cause of mass panic…
The next cause of mass panic… 4 more years of Trump. Oh wait, that’s the current one. Reply to this comment
The next cause of mass panic… well I’m not saying it’s Aliens with the wrong pronouns but… it’s Aliens with the wrong pronouns. Reply to this comment
The next cause of mass panic… the emergence of a third pronunciation for Basil. Reply to this comment
…the loss of all the forests harvested to replenish our supplies of toilet paper. Reply to this comment
The next cause of mass panic… spins the big wheel…. Uncontrolled toe nail fungus! Reply to this comment
The next cause of mass panic… People in orange costumes selling buckets of space lettuce. Reply to this comment
The next cause of mass panic… A lack of things to panic about! You just know “They’re” hiding whatever it is! Must buy toilet paper! Reply to this comment
Somebody’s coffee has been switched with Folger’s crystals, but they’re not saying whose. Reply to this comment
FrankJ’s inexcusable failure to put the words “DON’T PANIC” in friendly, calming letters on the covers of all his books. It’s all YOUR FAULT, FrankJ! Reply to this comment
and not reassuring people that it is available from fine booksellers nationwide. Reply to this comment
The next cause of mass panic…can only be this. https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/billie-eilish-uncovers-her-body-to-deliver-powerful-statement-during-tour-kickoff-154141520.html Reply to this comment
Now there’s a link I have no problem not clicking. Thank heavens for descriptive URLs. Reply to this comment
The Next Cause of Mass Panic… …will be The Easter Bunny because he is such a religious figure. Reply to this comment
… is extra massive and extremely panicking…
The next cause of mass panic…
4 more years of Trump. Oh wait, that’s the current one.
The next cause of mass panic…
well I’m not saying it’s Aliens with the wrong pronouns but… it’s Aliens with the wrong pronouns.
The next cause of mass panic…
the emergence of a third pronunciation for Basil.
Well done! Didn’t see its slow-but-steady progress!
Contemplating a Bacon table.
Mongo didn’t fall for the candy-gram this time!
Mongo will always fall for the candygram because, Mongo like candy.
…a high school dropout will emerge with a message for mankind.
…the loss of all the forests harvested to replenish our supplies of toilet paper.
The next cause of mass panic…
spins the big wheel….
Uncontrolled toe nail fungus!
The next cause of mass panic…
a sabotaged home coming parade.
The next cause of mass panic…
Joe Biden says something comprehensible.
The next cause of mass panic…
People in orange costumes selling buckets of space lettuce.
The next cause of mass panic…
A lack of things to panic about!
You just know “They’re” hiding whatever it is!
Must buy toilet paper!
The next cause of mass panic…
will occur at a Disco in Needle Park.
I heard it was Detroit…
Bowie Bacon to you sir!
Just make sure you wash it first.
Next mass panic:
Russia no longer wants to meddle in our elections.
Somebody’s coffee has been switched with Folger’s crystals, but they’re not saying whose.
Hillary wants to get even with Bill by having sex with some random person.
Take the bullet Oppo, for the children.
FrankJ’s inexcusable failure to put the words “DON’T PANIC” in friendly, calming letters on the covers of all his books.
It’s all YOUR FAULT, FrankJ!
and not reassuring people that it is available from fine booksellers nationwide.
The next cause of mass panic…can only be this.
https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/billie-eilish-uncovers-her-body-to-deliver-powerful-statement-during-tour-kickoff-154141520.html
Now there’s a link I have no problem not clicking.
Thank heavens for descriptive URLs.
…Dos Equis
…tuna shortage!
Life! It’s a chronic, 100% fatal, sexually-transmitted condition.
The Next Cause of Mass Panic…
…will be The Easter Bunny because he is such a religious figure.
… there are matter-of-fact snakes on this matter-of-fact plane.
Yippie Ki Yay Master Falcon
(Actual tv dub)