Straight Line of the Day: Washington Post and Babylon Bee in Legal Tug-of-War Over Ownership of the Following Headline Idea: Posted by Oppo on 5 September 2020, 12:00 pm Straight Line of the Day: Washington Post and Babylon Bee in legal tug-of-war over ownership of the following headline idea(s):
…Democrats race to copyright Trumps next tweet so it can be used as the next “Tell All” book title. Reply to this comment
“No Survivors After Viewing of Security Cam Footage of Nancy Pelosi Getting Illegal Bikini Wax” Reply to this comment
“Freedom Fighters in Portland: ‘Freedom?’ Not So Much. ‘Fighters?’ Not So Much Either” Reply to this comment
“Convalescent-Home Worker Retires as a Millionaire After Getting a Dime for Every Time She’s Heard the Phrase ‘C’mon, Man!” Reply to this comment
Washington Post and Babylon Bee in legal tug-of-war over ownership of the following headline idea(s): Rich people breaking lock down rules is tight! Reply to this comment
Washington Post and Babylon Bee in legal tug-of-war over ownership of the following headline idea(s): Only BIPOCs may read this article. Reply to this comment
Washington Post and Babylon Bee in legal tug-of-war over ownership of the following headline idea(s): Eagle as America’s symbol discriminates against nation’s blackbirds. Reply to this comment
♩♩♪ Black Lives Sinking Into Dead at Night Take dystopian wings, and Antifa Chicago’s Black Lives: They will only matter if a movement would arise ♩♩♪ Reply to this comment
Washington Post and Babylon Bee in legal tug-of-war over ownership of the following headline idea(s): Pen Pal stabs Pal with pen. Reply to this comment
Don King culturally appropriates emus, says disgruntled emu’s spokesperson. Voluntary servitude imposed on all by BLM leadership. “And that goes double for blacks who don’t vote for Biden” Joe Biden chimed in. Black Like Me: Kamala and her “Indian” heritage, released today by former candidate Elizabeth Warren’s publisher, Trailatears Books. Reply to this comment
How can they be blacks if they don’t vote for . . . ? Oh! But wait: how can there be such a thing as double-servi . . .? Oh. Reply to this comment
…”Jihadis Double Down on Corporal Punishment – Women and Children Hardest Hit”
…Democrats race to copyright Trumps next tweet so it can be used as the next “Tell All” book title.
…“NPR Advocates Looting as a Lifestyle Choice – Donations Hardest Hit”
“Trump Is So Evil That You Won’t Get Everything You Desire in Life”
….”NYC Comedy Clubs Shuttered – “Nothing is Funny Any More””
“No Survivors After Viewing of Security Cam Footage of Nancy Pelosi Getting Illegal Bikini Wax”
“Basil Self-Identifies as Basil”
“Freedom Fighters in Portland: ‘Freedom?’ Not So Much. ‘Fighters?’ Not So Much Either”
“Sonny Corleone Killed Himself” Says Epstein Coroner
…””John Bolton Disappoints Again” – Media”
…”Critical Race Theory Vanquishes White Culture, Now Seeking New Targets”
“Biden takes Trump to the woodshed, asks why are we here?”
“Convalescent-Home Worker Retires as a Millionaire After Getting a Dime for Every Time She’s Heard the Phrase ‘C’mon, Man!”
Was she expecting come on Eileen?
She’s a dog-faced pony soldier millionaire, what does she care?
Washington Post and Babylon Bee in legal tug-of-war over ownership of the following headline idea(s):
Rich people breaking lock down rules is tight!
Washington Post and Babylon Bee in legal tug-of-war over ownership of the following headline idea(s):
Only BIPOCs may read this article.
Washington Post and Babylon Bee in legal tug-of-war over ownership of the following headline idea(s):
Eagle as America’s symbol discriminates against nation’s blackbirds.
♩♩♪
Black Lives Sinking Into Dead at Night
Take dystopian wings, and Antifa
Chicago’s Black Lives:
They will only matter if a movement would arise
♩♩♪
Washington Post and Babylon Bee in legal tug-of-war over ownership of the following headline idea(s):
Pen Pal stabs Pal with pen.
You’re headed to the pen, pal!
Nice.
Is FrankJ trolling us for article ideas?
Just asking.
For a friend.
No, No, No.
He’s better than tha . . . . Hey! Frank stole our emu!!!
What? Not THE Emu!!
Let’s riot to free THE Emu!
No Emu, NO PEACE!
One Emu, no nameplate…
Don King culturally appropriates emus, says disgruntled emu’s spokesperson.
Voluntary servitude imposed on all by BLM leadership. “And that goes double for blacks who don’t vote for Biden” Joe Biden chimed in.
Black Like Me: Kamala and her “Indian” heritage, released today by former candidate Elizabeth Warren’s publisher, Trailatears Books.
How can they be blacks if they don’t vote for . . . ? Oh!
But wait: how can there be such a thing as double-servi . . .? Oh.