And why does this title tittilate?
1. They’re round.
Guys don’t have a lot of round things on them.
(Sidebar: butts are a subject for another time. Or maybe not.)
2. They may remind guys of their nourishment as infants.
I don’t for a second buy this Freudian one, because it would have the same effect on women, which it clearly doesn’t.
(Except some. Another subject for another time.)
3. They protrude.
Which is nice.
Guys know, from their own experience, that things protrude when someone is sexually aroused. Protrusion = sexual arousal.
4. And they’re round.
I know this repeats Point One, but guys are not known for looking at these things just one time.
Guys’ protrusions are direct — directed — unidirectional. Guys may actually be jealous of something they see as bulbous and round.
Guys may be jerks, but they’re extremely committed jerks.
(Your mileage may vary.)
Look at next week’s Babesleaga and tell me what you think.
Much of my 20’s were spent looking for “tat” so’s I could have something of value to trade with.
Every so often I run across the theory that prominent breasts evolved because humans kept the primate quality of using hindquarters to signal sexual readiness — but when we started walking upright, we needed something closer to eye-level.
Seems perfectly plausible. However, most allusions treat it as established fact; how on Earth do you go about proving something like that? The best I can come up with is noticing that boobs appear in the fossil record around the time we started walking upright, but that’s not even remotely enough to establish a causal relationship.
So round, so firm, so fully packed…
M.A.S.H made a joke out of that — it was originally an ad for a cigarette, I believe — then, I got it.
Smoke ‘em if you got ‘em…
Sounds like it’d hurt.
Oh, you meant the other ones.
Why ask why?
No True Man could ever ask such a question. To even raise it as a question is heresy.
Because BREASTS!!!!, that’s why!
Because I feel my manhood had been questioned, I’m going to go look at Raquel Welch in “Fantastic Voyage” and Ginger in “Gilligan’s Island” to feel —
normal again..
Phew. You had me worried there. Glad you’re better.
“You see one set of boobs, you pretty much wanna see all of them.” — Ron White.
Why? Why not!?