Gumbeaux, before he naturally disappears, has offered two suggestions:
. . . tell Harris to stop spreading the rumor that Xiden is about to go public with evidence against Hillary . . .
Biden: “God, maybe it’s me, but Kamala’s hair is increasingly smelling like rat poison . . .”
So:
Straight Line of the Day: Our long, national nightmare may soon be over — how will Kamala ditch Biden?
Just take him out behind the gymnasium and beat the crap outta him.
“Accidentally” trip him down the stairs.
Hide his supply of Vitamin B.
Weekend At Biden’s
tell hillary he is about to turn states evidence
She’ll give him an indian buffalo headdress to wear to the Capitol.
Our long, national nightmare may soon be over — how will Kamala ditch Biden?
Expose him as a closet White supremacist.
Our long, national nightmare may soon be over — how will Kamala ditch Biden?
As soon as the cabinet is set call for a 25th amendment meeting.
Our long, national nightmare may soon be over — how will Kamala ditch Biden?
Just rule, Biden will never notice.
Our long, national nightmare may soon be over — how will Kamala ditch Biden?
Sexual harassment charges, easy peasy.
Just tell everyone Biden died. No major media will contradict her, no congresspersons will contradict her, Biden won’t contradict her…
Obviously, in a ditch…
Set up a rematch with Corn Pop…
Assign Dr. Jill as his personal physician…
But she worked so hard writing that prescription, and is so very proud of her work.
Our long, national nightmare may soon be over — how will Kamala ditch Biden?
With assistance from Nancy.
Our long, national nightmare may soon be over — how will Kamala ditch Biden?
No effort required. Just let him wander off. Maintain your plausible deniability.
How will Kamala ditch Biden?
Simple, she replaces his Aracept with Flintstone Gummies. Joe withers and dies
on the vine.
How will Kamala ditch Biden?
She poisons his crayons.
Anonymously release his real tax returns, showing their occupations as The Big Guy for the Crackhead Bagman and Helluva Doctor. Appears there’s a mountain of unreported foreign income . . .
. . . replace his regular pudding with Folgers pudding
. . . ask Cuomo if he has more room in any nursing homes
She sends him a text saying “welcome to splitsville, population: you”
But he never sees it because she sent it to his land line.
Just tell him there was another Dominion glitch and back up a moving truck. He’ll never know.
It won’t be from Covid. No one has died from that since noon yesterday.
Biden cures COVID! Let the world rejoice!
Extra, extra read all about it…the senile president and the miracle cure.
Clinicians now, not only can, but “must” also consider a wide array of other factors, like “whether or not the patient actually showed up and was tested.”
She’ll shoot him in the head, stab him, poison him, and smash him in the face with a rusty coal shovel at a press meeting attended by CNN, MSNBC, CBS, ABC, PBS, & the NYT. Headline of the day will be “Biden dies of natural causes.”
I would have suspected “Trump incites violence against new President”.
Four years ago was “Trump evicts black family from home.”
They would just say he died of heart failure.
Of course, every death is because of heart failure – if your heart is beating, you’re not dead.
“We have film of her nailing his head to a covfefe table.”
“Well, she did do that, yeah.”
I would suggest she try an endless loop Yoko Ono CD blaring from Oval office speakers, but Biden is so goofy he would probably like it.
Giving a stutterer the Holy Hand grenade of Antioch has potential.
Secretly send Corn Pop a note which says, “I’m the leader of the free world now, bitch. Bad dude, my ass. Sniff ya later, Joe.”
Along with a key to the back door of the White House.
Our long, national nightmare may soon be over — how will Kamala ditch Biden?…
…Who cares? Our nightmare is just underway – hope we can survive it.
Puts her hair in a ponytail, has a naked Biden chase her after his shower. Repeat as neccessary.
Laughs at one of his jokes while he has a sharp object nearby.
Casually mentions Pet Sematary location, leaves a shovel by his desk.
President Biden: What?
Vice-President Harris: “Meeting is adjourned”.
President Biden: It is?
Vice-President Harris: No, you “say” that, Mr. President.
President Biden: What?
Vice President Harris: “Meeting is adjourned”.
President Biden: It is?
Vice President Harris: [sighs, then gives the president a new bill raising taxes further] Here, play around with this for awhile.
President Biden: Thank you, Kamel.
Vice President Harris: No, it’s Kamela!
President Biden: It is?
Maybe Biden will walk the parapet.