Straight Line of the Day: On “Day One,” Our Baggy-Pants-Comedian President Will… Posted by Oppo on 20 January 2021, 12:00 pm Straight Line of the Day: On “Day One,” our baggy-pants-comedian president will… Spread it around:Click to share on Facebook (Opens in new window)Click to share on Twitter (Opens in new window)Click to email a link to a friend (Opens in new window)MoreClick to share on Reddit (Opens in new window)Click to share on LinkedIn (Opens in new window)Click to share on Pinterest (Opens in new window)Click to share on Tumblr (Opens in new window)Click to share on Pocket (Opens in new window)Click to share on Telegram (Opens in new window)Click to share on WhatsApp (Opens in new window)Click to print (Opens in new window)Like this:Like Loading... Related 1
On “Day One,” our baggy-pants-comedian president will… Will not pronounce it Basil, nor Basil but Bazzkill. Loading... 5 Reply to this comment
On “Day One,” our baggy-pants-comedian president will… assume a feathered stance. Loading... 1 Reply to this comment
On “Day One,” our baggy-pants-comedian president will… declare himself King of the Forest. Loading... 4 Reply to this comment
On “Day One,” our baggy-pants-comedian president will… move to have IMAO declared a terrorist organization. Damn moon nukers. Loading... 4 Reply to this comment
…ask why all the shiny things are being removed from the Oval Office. …will proudly wear his visitors pass to the White House, later learning he will be sharing the basement with Moochelle’s mom. Loading... 5 Reply to this comment
On “Day One,” our baggy-pants-comedian president will… Learn to code Loading... 4 Reply to this comment
Oooooh, you’re implying a great many things about Biden that just aren’t so… Loading... 3 Reply to this comment
On “Day One,” our baggy-pants-comedian president will… Stand on the Whitehouse lawn so that children may gather to pet his leg hairs Loading... 3 Reply to this comment
On “Day One,” our baggy-pants-comedian president will… Start sharpening his rusty knife on the oval office door hinges Loading... 1 Reply to this comment
On “Day One,” our baggy-pants-comedian president will… Declare war on Constantinople. Loading... 3 Reply to this comment
On “Day One,” our baggy-pants-comedian president will… outlaw the use of the word senile. Loading... 2 Reply to this comment
On “Day One,” our baggy-pants-comedian president will… Change the motto E Pluribus Unum to C’mon Man! Loading... 6 Reply to this comment
On “Day One,” our baggy-pants-comedian president will… be absolved from blame for anything that happens on day 2 thru day 1460 Loading... 1 Reply to this comment
On “Day One,” our baggy-pants-comedian president will… issue a pardon to Hunter. Loading... 3 Reply to this comment
On “Day One,” our baggy-pants-comedian president will… recognize and express appreciation to Chairman Xi. Loading... 3 Reply to this comment
. . . start his inaugural address with “Today is a day that will live in infamy” Loading... 3 Reply to this comment
….be surprised he’s in a new place he’s never been before, and pleased he’s meeting so many new people…. including this Dr. Jill Somebody…. Loading... 3 Reply to this comment
. . . continue his valiant search for the corner of the Oval Office Loading... 5 Reply to this comment
On “Day One,” our baggy-pants-comedian president will… reconnect with some of the best smelling Secret Service detail. Loading... 4 Reply to this comment
On “Day One,” our baggy-pants-comedian president will… Whine to Mommy from the Oval Office “Aw c’mon, just 5 more minutes…” Loading... 1 Reply to this comment
. . . tell Harris to stop spreading the rumor that Xiden is about to go public with evidence against Hillary . . . Loading... 4 Reply to this comment
… insist upon a 10 AM hard lid for the day’s activities …
Sell out the America Dream for a bag of magic beans.
… introduce his cabinet, a nice oak one, with those glass doors….
On “Day One,” our baggy-pants-comedian president will…
Will not pronounce it Basil, nor Basil but Bazzkill.
On “Day One,” our baggy-pants-comedian president will…
assume a feathered stance.
…still not get a Harumph out of President Trump.
On “Day One,” our baggy-pants-comedian president will…
declare himself King of the Forest.
On “Day One,” our baggy-pants-comedian president will…
move to have IMAO declared a terrorist organization. Damn moon nukers.
…ask why all the shiny things are being removed from the Oval Office.
…will proudly wear his visitors pass to the White House, later learning he will be sharing the basement with Moochelle’s mom.
On “Day One,” our baggy-pants-comedian president will…
Learn to code
Oooooh, you’re implying a great many things about Biden that just aren’t so…
On “Day One,” our baggy-pants-comedian president will…
Stand on the Whitehouse lawn so that children may gather to pet his leg hairs
On “Day One,” our baggy-pants-comedian president will…
Start sharpening his rusty knife on the oval office door hinges
On “Day One,” our baggy-pants-comedian president will…
Declare war on Constantinople.
On “Day One,” our baggy-pants-comedian president will…
outlaw the use of the word senile.
On “Day One,” our baggy-pants-comedian president will…
Change the motto E Pluribus Unum to C’mon Man!
On “Day One,” our baggy-pants-comedian president will…
be absolved from blame for anything that happens on day 2 thru day 1460
… announce “Now is not the time…”, then wander off…
Will blame the Russians for his election.
On “Day One,” our baggy-pants-comedian president will…
issue a pardon to Hunter.
On “Day One,” our baggy-pants-comedian president will…
recognize and express appreciation to Chairman Xi.
. . . start his inaugural address with “Today is a day that will live in infamy”
….be surprised he’s in a new place he’s never been before, and pleased he’s meeting so many new people…. including this Dr. Jill Somebody….
…declare Wednesdays as “No Pants” days.
Like Biden in a bunkbed, this has been debunked.
. . . continue his valiant search for the corner of the Oval Office
On “Day One,” our baggy-pants-comedian president will…
reconnect with some of the best smelling Secret Service detail.
On “Day One,” our baggy-pants-comedian president will…
Whine to Mommy from the Oval Office “Aw c’mon, just 5 more minutes…”
. . . tell Harris to stop spreading the rumor that Xiden is about to go public with evidence against Hillary . . .
determine who is the hair apparent to the presidency.
…pull down his baggy pants so he can count to one.
And then he could count to two, but he doesn’t have the balls.