From the audio files:

1) “…Is anyone else at this point sick and tired of hearing this teleprompter-reader lecture Congress and the American people like they’re his wayward children?…”

2) “…My dear friends, from the heart I tell you there is nothing about [Obama], except his opinion of himself, that can suggest that he knows any more than anybody on complex issues that he attempts to address…”

3) “…Government employment for employment’s sake is something on the other side of pointless… it absorbs resources that could be used otherwise for good purposes. If it’s not helpful to the private sector, it’s not helpful to the country…”

4) “…Job creation, stimulus, made in America – call it whatever you like, the left has one idea. One. One idea in their playbook. It’s two words…’spending money’…”

More audio clips here.

And for those who would rather read than listen, gems-a-plenty:

1) “The Tea Party is a simple, grassroots movement that just wants the government to live within its means, yet the left somehow wants you to believe that they’re the new Ku Klux Klan.”

2) “Obama sounded like a blustering, tinpot dictator. He should give his next speech from a third-story balcony overlooking a large plaza. He could strap a military pistol on his hip and slap a few fake medals on his chest. Maybe Gaddafi has a crazy hat he can borrow.”

3) “They cut away during Obama’s speech, and for a couple minutes, I thought they’d cut away to Golda Meir. I thought she had come back from the dead. Then I realized it was Hillary Clinton.”

4) “I’m waiting for Obama to blame the bad economy on global warming. The only reason he hasn’t is that it hasn’t occurred to him yet. Of course, now that I’ve mentioned it, he probably will.”

5) “Huntsman… he DOES look like the guy who has stolen Mitt Romney’s bottle of man-tan, does he not?”

6) “Can you imagine that the next time there’s a Democrat debate saying that they’re going to have Rush Limbaugh, Mark Levin, and myself be the questioners? The left would throw a royal cow over it. Yet they have these far left-leaning hacks with the stupidest questions running the Republican debate.”

7) “These liberals are the masters of the double standard. They talk about civility, but they’re only civil when you say what they want to hear. These people are scoundrels.”

8) “To hear the President of the United States almost pathologically, in an OJ-like reality, lie with such ease and comfort, I don’t like it. It makes me very uncomfortable.”

9) “So, Nancy & Barack, if you don’t want to use the word ‘stimulus’ to describe your out of control spending, may I suggest that you use the word ‘fiasco’?”

10) “The Obama campaign is designed with one fatal flaw – it is 100% dependent upon all of the American people simultaneously coming down with a bad case of amnesia.”

By the way, if anyone can make #2 come alive with even a half-assed photoshopping and send it to me (harvolson@gmailcom), I will post it with High Praise!