Straight Line of the Day: (I’m Surprised We Haven’t Been Stifled by the Gov’t.) Ways the Government Can Mess With You: … Posted by Oppo on 16 November 2021, 12:00 pm Straight Line of the Day: (I’m surprised we haven’t been stifled by the gov’t.) Ways the government can mess with you: … 1
. . . asking us if they shot 5 bullets or 6, when in fact they are using one of those clips with 500 rounds 3 Reply to this comment
In accordance with Biden’s newfound interest in I. Pencil, they have spray painted the invisible hand with camouflaged paint. 1 Reply to this comment
Replacing their enemies list with terrorists du jour. Counter the misery index with the middle class middle finger. Run every crackpot idea up Jeffrey Toobin’s flagpole and see who salutes. Have the Pentagon sue Brass Against for theft of intellectual property. 2 Reply to this comment
… are thankfully limited as long as they don’t have the means… oh, wait…
…you didn’t build that!
… keeping all definitions fluid… a tax is a fee is a penalty is a fine…
. . . asking us if they shot 5 bullets or 6, when in fact they are using one of those clips with 500 rounds
By existing.
…confiscating my large wooden badger.
…substituting my real coffee with Folgers Crystals.
Sending a Woke SJW to be the sheriff of Rock Ridge.
The illegal installation of Carter 2.0, administered by Dr. Jill Wilson
… make two duplicate keys for the strawberry locker.
… huge IRS audit-oriums in every state.
… randomly send comments to moderation.
In accordance with Biden’s newfound interest in I. Pencil, they have spray painted the invisible hand with camouflaged paint.
… expecting you to believe Epstein killed himself.
Replacing their enemies list with terrorists du jour.
Counter the misery index with the middle class middle finger.
Run every crackpot idea up Jeffrey Toobin’s flagpole and see who salutes.
Have the Pentagon sue Brass Against for theft of intellectual property.