Straight Line of the Day: Financial Advice: Before You Invest in Alec Baldwin’s Next Project… Posted by Oppo on 6 January 2022, 12:00 pm Straight Line of the Day: Financial advice: Before you invest in Alec Baldwin’s next project… 1 1
…maybe I’ve been playing way too much Rockem Sockem Robots but I would have to punch him in the throat first. 1 Reply to this comment
Make sure it’s not titled *The Shootist. *Man, we sure could have a blast if the SLOTD was to come up with titles for his next movie 3 Reply to this comment
Financial Advice: Before You Invest in Alec Baldwin’s Next Project… Make sure all involved are equipped with Point Blank Solutions products 1 Reply to this comment
Before you invest in Alec Baldwin’s next project… Check out his business card, if it reads “Have Gun Will Travel”…bail out! Reply to this comment
Before you invest in Alec Baldwin’s next project… Ensure you’re wearing clean underwear……in case…..you know…..there’s an emergency….. 2 Reply to this comment
…make sure he’s not just going off half-cocked.
…find out how much life insurance he’s going to take out on you.
Make sure you fill in all the blanks.
…or make sure you get a blank check.
… find out if he’s gunning for an Oscar…
…maybe I’ve been playing way too much Rockem Sockem Robots but I would have to punch him in the throat first.
Make sure it has a bullet proof business plan.
… invest in body armor first…
…avoid triggering phrases.
See if the contract has a Red rider.
With a stock option.
. . . be wary when Baldwin tells you he’s a straight shooter
Is there a “Down!” payment?
…bring Han Solo with you.
… or Neo
… Make sure Alec’s role is something like Gandhi…. or Jesus….
Before you invest in Alec Baldwin’s next project…
avoid wearing a red shirt.
Make it so #2
Before you invest in Alec Baldwin’s next project…
don’t.
Make sure it’s not titled *The Shootist.
*Man, we sure could have a blast if the SLOTD was to come up with titles
for his next movie
…If he wants to tell you his ideas, don’t say “OK, shoot.”
…get accurate numbers, not just round numbers.
…make sure neither he nor his gun is loaded.
…ask if Billy is available.
Financial Advice: Before You Invest in Alec Baldwin’s Next Project…
Make sure all involved are equipped with Point Blank Solutions products
Take cover
Before you invest in Alec Baldwin’s next project…
just give him the Lupins.
Before you invest in Alec Baldwin’s next project…
Check out his business card, if it reads “Have Gun Will Travel”…bail out!
Before you invest in Alec Baldwin’s next project…
Ensure you’re wearing clean underwear……in case…..you know…..there’s an emergency…..