Walrus

It’s probably about time Walrus retired, anyway:

The photo of chess pieces is a nice touch. To gloss over the unseemly details, I imagine his retirement more or less like this:

However, you may have other thoughts.

11 Comments

  1. Walrus gets to turn in his security tag on Friday! A scene right out of Animal House:

    Where’s the guts, huh? This could be the greatest day of Walrus’s life, but you’re gonna let it be the worst. “Ooh, we’re afraid to retire like you, Oppo, we might get in financial trouble.” Well just kiss my ass from now on!

  2. There is no way that ends well. 1 out of 4 doors that opens ends with dying alone via a hanging because the slip knot didn’t slip after he passed out. The other 3 doors ends with police cuffs the only difference is whether it makes local, state or national news.

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