White House Discloses Plan To Fund Crypto Research
Law360 | Jan. 27, 2023 | Jessica CorsoTop advisers for President Joe Biden revealed on Friday that the administration was planning to fund the research and development of digital asset technology but was first seeking public input on where to invest its money.
The White House’s Office of Science and Technology Policy said members of the public have until March 3 to help identify priority areas of research for its new national digital assets research and development agenda.
…
The White House will release its priorities for digital asset research in the “coming months,” the officials said. The government has identified blockchain, distributed ledgers, decentralized finance, smart contract and cybersecurity issues as some of the possible areas for research and development.
Straight Line of the Day: Where should the government invest its money?
I’m setting up a GoFundMe. Guaranteed results.
Note: negative results still count as results.
Try the Boston Public Library (just wait until after Friday.)
My 200 pound wooden honey badger needs research. It may have been made out of a protected type of wood, I forget, that type they used to make Gibson guitars with. Oh the humanity!
I say we invest in managers and decision-makers who can do their jobs.
But spending a research and development budget on researchers and developers sounds like an endless loop.
The Democrat Party – it’s a grift that keeps giving, and giving, and giving…
I wouldn’t say it would be Aliens, but it would – they have the best tech…
Send the guys who were guarding Pelosi’s house to guard Biden’s garage.
Printing presses have seemed to do the job so far…
New York City – they already have the biggest Battery…
Pothole futures – it’s a growth sector, especially where I live…
Well, when life hands you lemons . . . celebrate Sinkhole de Mayo!
if you find that life is handing you Melons, you may be dyslexic.
Research how IMAO moderation really works.
Might need to onboard more interns for that, though.
Where should the government invest its money?
a televised Survivor Island to decide all appontments. (including the Press Secretary)
IT’S MONEY?!?!
NO no no …. OUR money!
Fify.
Right.
So if I have the sequence correct:
The House of Representative authorized an enormous bundle of money to the White House’s Office of Science and Technology Policy without a documented plan for how to spend it.
The White House’s Office of Science and Technology Policy then asks the public for input on how to spend it.
Profit!
… and wall-to-wall masks…
Lessons in Constitutional law for our lawmakers.
Where should the government invest its money?
up it’s collective A$$.
In it’s Populace
How about securing the documents and databases you already have, from hacks and theft, before venturing into a new computer domain?
You mean the databases they by law aren’t allowed to have, but do anyways, and then strategically leak to extreme leftist evildoers?
It could be worse, you could be in Canada..
Our Deputy Prime Minister, just a week before Davos where she is a Director in the WEF…Let that sink in..well she demands 2 Billion dollars to buy shares for the government..( Cue Dr.Evil pinky to the chin)
She is asked…”What Shares? “..she says she can’t tell Canadians..” No really..what shares?
I can’t tell you, it will ruin the purchase and the surprise..so then they gave her the money…like wtf?
She needs a bald cat. And sharks with frickin’ lasers.
Maybe she already has one.