You have the weird of a Biden:
Biden Claims He Had Amtrak Train Key, Rode Home 15% of Time With Engineers
NY Post | January 30, 2023 | Steven NelsonBiden claimed Monday that he had an Amtrak train key when he was a senator and would ride “about 15% of the time” with engineers on trips home to Delaware.
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“I can say it now since there’s different leadership. I used to about 15% of the time ride with the engineers, for real. And I’m the only guy that I’m aware of — when I stopped riding Amtrak — that had a key to get in the back,” Biden said.
It’s unclear if Biden has told the story before, though he regularly shares personal anecdotes that fall apart under scrutiny.
Amtrak spokespeople did not immediately respond to The Post’s request for comment.
When you’ve got to get away from CornPop muy pronto, from your Puerto Rican community and your daily black church service and regular Jewish religious school, and you’ve got a dead Amtrak conductor praising you for how much you travel — well, even if you have driven a truck, the choice is easy when you have the key to the back door of a train.
A, huh? Did they let him drive the train as well? I need the facts, pronto!
This changes everything! I like the guy, now, for real.
No joke?
You have the word of Abidin’.
In the shuffling madness
Of his neck-sniffing breath,
Leads the all-time loser,
Headlong to our death
Oh, he feels the piston scraping
Steam breaking on his brow
Old Joe, he stole the handle
And the train it won’t stop
Oh no way to slow down
He makes our children jump off
At the stations one by one
His woman and his best friend
In charge and having fun
Oh, he’s crawling down the corridor
On his hands and knees
Old Joe, he stole the handle
And the train it won’t stop going
No way to slow down
Hey
He hears the silence howling
Catches naps as markets fall
And the so-called winner
Has got us by the balls
Oh, he makes up facts & figures
Starting from day one
Don’t know how he stole the handle
But the train it won’t stop going
No way to slow down
No way to slow down
No way to slow down
No way to slow down
Conductor: knock knock
Engineer: Wut?
Conductor: Hey, Bob. Biden’s out here again sniffing the passengers.
Engineer: Send ’em in. Tell ’em we need his help steering again..
I’m not that kind of engineer.
-But I have to be polite about it, because I’m a civil engineer.
Your secret is safe with me.
I’ll tell em you’re an architect.
I think there’s some kind of infra-dig going on here.
Dig? Dig?
Heavens no. Maybe we flag a test hole or two and leave something shiney just laying around the job trailer completely unattended to get us inland wetland’s seal on the site survey.
Gotcha! I knew there was the hateful voice of experience malingering around here!
Whoa…
No reason to get insulting.
“when I stopped riding Amtrak — that had a key to get in the back.”
Is . . . {squints eyes}
. . . is he thinking about wind-up toy trains??
Engineer:
Yeah, he would wander in now and then and tell us stories about “How he flew one of these over Hanoi in ’73”
“There weren’t any parades for me and Beau, man!”
Are you kiddin?
The way he tells it, he drove that Genesis P42DC right down the center of the Macy’s day parade every damned year. First engineer ever to barrel roll one of those babies. Had to drift her through 59th just get get her fat bottom ’round the corner to 6th.
You know, oddly, I can picture him doing that.
If I had been given enough time, I would have proved, using geometric logic, that there was a duplicate key, one that was directly responsible for the failure of Amtrak…
Biden: “Once they let me sound the train horn..and I was hooked bigtime man! I must have sounded that horn 57% of the time when I got on!”
When a life is spent being one big train wreck
He’s going off the rails on a crazy train.
Well, actually he’s been off the rails for sometime now…
Off the rails on a crazy train
Biden never fails with a lazy brain
Corvette cruisin’
Winning hours of losin’
Secrets secreted, Adam to Cain
Original sin
Questionable win
Suspicious positions, is the press weighing in?
Nobody knows
How deep it goes
All I know’s I hate his s*it-eating grin.