What the Hell Can’t This Guy Get Off Of?

Gov. Gavin Newsom on the Addiction Crisis: “We All Need To Self-Medicate Periodically”
Not the Bee | 01/30/2023

“Clean and sober is one of the biggest damn mistakes this country ever made…We all need to self-medicate periodically” – Gavin Newsom, explaining his plan to self-medicate California out of our addiction epidemic.

Let us put this medical genius in charge. Of anything.

16 Comments

  1. Well, they’ll stone you when you’re trying to be so good
    They’ll stone you just like they said they would
    They’ll stone you when you’re trying to go home
    And they’ll stone you when you’re there all alone
    But I would not feel so all alone
    Everybody must get stoned
    Well, they’ll stone you when you’re walking on the street
    They’ll stone you when you’re tryin’ to keep your seat
    They’ll stone you when you’re walkin’ on the floor
    They’ll stone you when you’re walkin’ to the door
    But I would not feel so all alone
    Everybody must get stoned
    They’ll stone you when you’re at the breakfast table
    They’ll stone you when you are young and able
    They’ll stone you when you’re tryin’ to make a buck
    Then they’ll stone you and then they’ll say “good luck”
    Tell ya what, I would not feel so all alone
    Everybody must get stoned
    Well, they’ll stone you and say that it’s the end
    Then they’ll stone you and then they’ll come back again
    They’ll stone you when you’re riding in your car
    They’ll stone you when you’re playing your guitar
    Yes, but I would not feel so all alone
    Everybody must get stoned alright
    Well, they’ll stone you when you walk all alone
    They’ll stone you when you are walking home
    They’ll stone you and then say you are brave
    They’ll stone you when you are set down in your grave
    But I would not feel so all alone
    Everybody must get stoned

    Thanks to Bob Dylan

  2. Well, when I met you at the station
    You were standing with a ticket in your hand.
    We looked at what’s on CNN
    Just to see what else was banned.
    We’re gonna get high high high,
    The end is near.
    With old Gavin at the reins,
    Need to pound at least a case of beer.
    We’re gonna get high high high
    While the power’s on.
    Won’t say bye-bye bye-bye bye-bye bye-bye
    ’til the juice is gone.
    They’re gonna do it to you, gonna do it,
    Sweet banana, they’ll never give up.
    Until you’re gettin’ all your power from the midday sun.
    Well well, take off for Texas,
    Escaping from the trip you’ve been on.
    Gavin will tax you to your last buck,
    So tell him, sorry, I’m gone
    He’s gonna do it to you, gonna do it,
    Sweet banana, you’ve never been done.
    Yes, he’s jonesin’ for your cash, gonna grab it,
    Gonna do it ’til the money is done.
    We’re gonna get high high high, while the power’s on
    Won’t say bye-bye bye-bye bye-bye bye-bye
    ’til the juice is gone.
    They’re gonna do it to you, gonna do it,
    Sweet banana, until you finally run.
    We’re gonna get high high high, We’re gonna get high high high,
    We’re gonna get high high high in the Texas sun.

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