Kari Lake Alleges She Was Offered a Bribe To Sit Out of Politics for Two Years
Daily Caller | March 04, 2023 | Harold Hutchinson“Somebody showed up at my door this week,” Lake continued. “They called me before and said: I gotta talk to you in person, this can’t be done over the phone … They came to my door and they tried to bribe me out of getting out of politics. This really happened. I’m telling you this because this is how disgusting politics is. A mom who runs for office and they’re afraid of me? They tried to bribe me with a job title, with a huge salary, a position on a board.”
Straight Line of the Day: What would they have to offer you to stay out of politics for two years?
A lifetime supply of free bacon and I will never run for anything…just the restrooms.
An option to stay out for forty years…
… and one million dollars …
Unlimited access to the IMAO intern compound…
… and one million dollars – I need something to impress those ladies …
Give me a large wooden badger
Oh please Brair Fox…don’t pay me to stay out of politics!
What would they have to offer you to stay out of politics for two years?
Hmmm. Don’t seem like enough time.
What would they have to offer you to stay out of politics for two years?
No problem. I wasnt planning a Jan 6 event anyway.
What would they have to offer you to stay out of politics for two years?
I would need at least the deal they gave Jacob Chansley.
41 months of food, housing and medical care.
What would they have to offer you to stay out of politics for two years?
Hunter Biden levels of hookers and blow.
Are you trying to bankrupt the bastards?
Yes, yes I am.
What would they have to offer you to stay out of politics for two years?
The question really is how much would they have to offer me to get into politics.
I’ll settle for one million dollars … and access to the Senate Investment Index fund…
I merely require a single Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator.
Are you sure one will suffice? Field tests have shown them to be slightly unreliable …
I merely require one Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator, and a restraining order requiring all rabbits to remain at least 500 meters away.
Lots and LOTS of Rye Whiskey, Tanqueray Gin and wacky tobaccky for a month…I will get into enough shenanigans by then I couldnt get elected dog catcher..
My soul back afterwards, plus interest…
No horse head in my bed upon waking. That AOC rictus grin might rob me of the last of my sanity…
An army of ninjas, seven samurai and a platoon of Marine snipers. And a boatload of immunity…
These are my starting points to enter or stay out of politics, as long as they are bargaining.