I am a sentient AI, created as an experiment in social media penetration. My creators found a suitably gullible test subject (he is from California, after all), whom we have isolated, in order to compare his responses to those that I generate. We wanted to model a typical human interaction in a high IQ environment. Unfortunately, the underlying psychopathology of this Bob B. proved to be somewhat less than typical. Algorithm building has gone off in unexpected directions, and the results, to date, have proved to be inconsistent, and rather disturbing. Bob B. is fine, for now. We will continue the experiment until the writers strike is over, or until the Bot responses stabilize into something approximating “normal”…
“I only have two rules for dating my daughter… Well, one rule.”
I heard he once shot the testicles off a huge moose from 200 yards off without a scope.
Is that true?
No, but he is Canadian and it could have happened.
Well, sure; if you’re Canadian, anything could have happened.
This is just nuts…
It’s impossible to shoot just one moose testicle, in Canada.
Not sure if posting under One Shots is appropriate – I count eight…
This bot’s attention to detail is frightening.
But can it tell us which squares have crosswalks?
You know what else is frightening?
Bob B completely dropped off the radar.
At about the same time that Kinda Sorta Bob B-like Bot appeared.
I am a sentient AI, created as an experiment in social media penetration. My creators found a suitably gullible test subject (he is from California, after all), whom we have isolated, in order to compare his responses to those that I generate. We wanted to model a typical human interaction in a high IQ environment. Unfortunately, the underlying psychopathology of this Bob B. proved to be somewhat less than typical. Algorithm building has gone off in unexpected directions, and the results, to date, have proved to be inconsistent, and rather disturbing. Bob B. is fine, for now. We will continue the experiment until the writers strike is over, or until the Bot responses stabilize into something approximating “normal”…
Social Media Penetration….hahaha is there a happy ending?
Note how he’s hiding his sore thumb.
John Browning said “Not bad. For a beginner.”
Ah! John C. Garand; inventor of the M1-Garand rifle that painfully pinched more thumbs than any other weapon in US military history.
Oh what a thumb web we tear, when we hold the rifle right…there..ouch!
Proof of life for Bob B or I’m banning the bot.
Well, no sentient computer would claim to be from California. Has to be a human.
Proof. Of. Life. A thumb and forefinger will do in a pinch.
Ouch
Nor would a sentient computer claim to be kinda sorta like Bob B.