We at the US woman’s soccer team know what it’s like to be outperformed by better brands. That’s why we prefer a beer that lacks any type of performance at all. Why just the other day we drank a 12 pack and nd felt nothing at all. After that game with Wrexham, that’s a level of performance that we can certainly approve of.
So if you’re like us, and you need to get those paycheck increasing performance numbers up, but you can’t even score against a team of 15 year old boys, then maybe, just maybe, Bud light is the beer for you.
I have long been of the opinion that the TV ratings for women’s sport would improve if they adapted one of the things from my jr. high gym class, to wit: when playing team sports, we played ‘skins’ and ‘shirts’, that is one team removed their shirts.
I would rather watch my weeds grow.
I take that back. I would rather watch women’s beach volleyball on second thoughts.
“I get my kicks with Bud Light… and occasionally slapping around my partner…”
We at the US woman’s soccer team know what it’s like to be outperformed by better brands. That’s why we prefer a beer that lacks any type of performance at all. Why just the other day we drank a 12 pack and nd felt nothing at all. After that game with Wrexham, that’s a level of performance that we can certainly approve of.
So if you’re like us, and you need to get those paycheck increasing performance numbers up, but you can’t even score against a team of 15 year old boys, then maybe, just maybe, Bud light is the beer for you.
Those girls have to stay hydrated skipping up and down the field all day. Flavored water is a good choice for them.
Some say women playing with balls is sexy…oh but real women…
I have long been of the opinion that the TV ratings for women’s sport would improve if they adapted one of the things from my jr. high gym class, to wit: when playing team sports, we played ‘skins’ and ‘shirts’, that is one team removed their shirts.