(Raquel, for unknown reason, opted for alternate transportation.)
You know, I must give Walrus a high-five for his dedication to the cause: I’ve looked ahead into the future posts that he left behind, and darned if he didn’t remember you MoonNukers while he’s at the gaming tables. His presence will still be felt when he’s gone — who could ask for anything more?
Lady Luck smile, and more, on him! That is the PG version.
I had to settle for the less ostentatious model.
Girl, or car?
… which reminds me . . .
Gals with tiny mammary glands appreciate it when you ignore them, and focus instead on their personality.
Gals with huge mammary glands also appreciate it when you focus on anything about them other than that, such as their personality.
So, middle-of-the-road gals rule physically. But may turn out to have a crappy personality.
That’s all I’m saying.
Oh, I’m sure you got more in you.
BTW it was the car. I always get the over the top ostentatious model.
Oppo..reminds me of that old song..”Thanks for the Mammaries”…
Hey Walrus. While you’re there see if you can find my ass. I lost it there once.
Damn, is it in with all those other lost asses? Can you describe it?
I think I better stop now.
You can’t miss it. Each casino has a huge lost and found dept. as I’m sure you know. Start at Bally’s Casino. It’s an average looking ass with a tattoo of Phoebe Cates on the right cheek.
Right cheek. Check.
I’m heading there next month, so don’t win all their money. What the heck, win it all, they have a month to recoup. My rental car is usually a 1968 Rambler with an 8 track player, so I won’t fit the profile of a card counter.
That’s an old trick that doesn’t work anymore. They use facial recognition tech now and probably knew you were coming as soon as you crossed Hoover Dam.
Yeah, but could they tell whose bag of cocaine it is?
Yes…DNA. There will soon be DNA checkpoints everywhere. There is no escaping the long arm of the law..it’s getting longer and longer like a giant squid.
I think he meant “except in the White House.”
Don’t make me go there to that subject!
You would think somebody who runs a site called IMAO could tell his vowels apart, but apparently, he went and called the V.O.P. Limo service instead of the V.I.P. service.
Isn’t that really a picture of Snoop Dog’s limo?
Gumbeaux’s gonna get rich in Vegas! Start buddying up to him now!
Thanks for the vote of confidence. I actually prefer to win reasonable amounts and stay under their radar. I’m happy if the tables pay for the trip. I mostly play blackjack at the middle to larger casinos. They have better rules and can better afford losses to players here and there, so far less hassle or scrutiny. Plus, they have bigger players who will draw far more attention than I ever will. My friends who have been barred were all asked to leave smaller casinos, but they still play at the larger ones. Nothing like the nonsense Hollywood movies, no burly security escorts or beatings or anything. The bosses were polite but firm, and even said my friends could stay in the casino as long as they played anything else.
Counting is a plus, but no guarantee. I was playing at a double deck game a few years ago. When they got to what I figured would be the last hand before the shuffle, the count was +17. Flush with high cards, no pun intended. I increased my bet fivefold. As luck would have it, everybody else at the table had 20 or blackjack, the dealer had a face card up, and I’m staring at a 15. Talk about pick your poison. And no surrender. Yuck. Right idea, wrong seat at the table. LOL