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Astronomers Hate the Moon and Want To Destroy It
Metro | October 12, 2023 | Katherine FidlerAstronomers want it gone.
Not all astronomers, but some.
Why? Because it’s too bright. While for many of us a full Moon is a striking addition to the night sky, for astronomers the bright light is a blinding one.
‘I hate the Moon,’ says Dr Jonathan McDowell, an astrophysicist at the Harvard-Smithsonian Center for Astrophysics.
[where he studies astrophysics]
‘The Moon is evil, because we complain about how bright all these new satellites are, but the Moon is the brightest satellite of the Earth by far.’
Don’t tell me he thinks he’s just made a startling discovery.
“Evil”? Really?
So he can’t put on his Big Bang underwear and study the sky while taking it into account like everyone has before him? Unlike the moon, not too bright.
Problem: Moon too bright.
Solution: Send progressives to moon. They aren’t very bright.
Two birds. One stone.
I wonder if there is like, you know, some sort of cannon or something we could use to get them there? Maybe repurpose one from the border?
That too is copyrighted.
Dr. McDowell is the one who isn’t very bright. He said he was addicted to soap once but he’s clean now.
“The Moon is evil”
Hamastrophysicist.
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“Look at all those weather systems caused by Global Warming! One of them could turn into a hurricane or tsunami, caused by — you know . . . Grrr!”
This is just silly…everyone knows you just have to travel to the other side of the earth…
Or the dark side of the moon.
How many nukes would it take to change the albedo enough to please these telescope jockeys?
Does he also complain about the sun being too bright to see the stars in the daytime?