
“Good evening Miss Cardinale, looking beautiful as always,”
“Thank you sir, you know how to flatter a Lady.”
“I do my best.”
“Some people don’t”
“Really?”
“See tonight’s theme.”
Winner

This week’s entries.










Biden Uses $83 Million COVID Relief Funds For New McCain Library
ADI | September 28, 2023Joe Biden gifted $83 million in federal COVID-19 relief funds to Arizona State University (ASU) for the construction of a library honoring the late centrist Senator John McCain.
The library will serve as the anchor to ASU’s future McCain Campus. The funds came from the American Rescue Plan, which was originally promised as a means of “delivering direct relief to the American people,” who sustained lasting financial and emotional strains endured by the government’s response to the COVID-19 pandemic.
…
… an 83,000 square foot library near Papago Park designed specifically for “underserved communities.” Meaning: the entire public may not always benefit from the library, just those that meet certain equity criteria determined by ASU and/or the government.
Interestingly, Gov. Katie Hobbs was present to introduce Biden on Thursday morning, even though the evening before she stepped down as governor temporarily and wasn’t present on the tarmac when Biden landed. Treasurer Kimberly Yee served as acting governor, with both Secretary Adrian Fontes and Attorney General Kris Mayes absent.
…
Despite the subject of his grand gift being McCain, Biden’s speech announcing the library focused more on demonizing his political opposition. The president mentioned “MAGA,” “Republicans,” and “extremists” individually more times than he mentioned McCain.
So Arizona’s Governor, Secretary of State, and Attorney General all avoided Biden, but the press took no notice?
Are they all teenage girls who didn’t want to be sniffed?
Amish men shunned following emergency alert test that outed them for having cell phones
Daily Mail | 10/06/23 | Martha WilliamsAn ex-Amish TikToker revealed that the national smartphone emergency alert got his friends from the religious community in trouble for having phones.
Every US smartphone, television and radio received an alert on Wednesday at 2:18pm ET as part of a nationwide test for an emergency alert system.
Unfortunately for three members of the Amish community, the alert also involved a powerful alarm sound that outed them for having modern devices – which go against their beliefs.
…
‘One guy said the elders were coming in his driveway and they were there to speak with him about something that they heard about him, that he might have to get shunned.
‘Right when that was going on, the alert went off and it was in his pocket. Now he’s getting shunned for both. Whatever they were about to shun him for and also the cell phone.’
House Ways and Means Committee: Biden Family Business Raked in $20M from 23 Countries via 20 Shell Companies
Breitbart | 10/07/2023 | Wendell HuseboThe Biden family “influence peddling scheme” raked in at least $20 million from 23 countries on four continents via 20 shell companies, the House Ways and Means Committee stated based on new disclosures from IRS whistleblowers.
“The newly released information shows that, in addition to China, Russia, and Ukraine, the Biden family influence peddling scheme was a vast global operation with ties to at least 23 countries and likely more,” the committee said Thursday.
Do you have a shell company? Why not?
So, get to the end of the line, people who want poop off the streets!
San Francisco Provides Welfare for ‘Transgender’ Black and Latino People
Breitbart | 10/06/2023 | Alana MastrangeloSan Francisco’s government is using taxpayer money to fund a cash giveaway to black and Latino people who claim to be transgender.
The city’s taxpayer-funded “Guaranteed Income for Trans People” (GIFT) program even allows illegal aliens to apply, as well as people who “engage in survival sex trades,” as uncovered by Judicial Watch.
Moreover, the use of the funds by participants of the program, which was launched last year, is virtually unrestricted.
The records were obtained through a California Public Records Act (CPRA) request sent to the San Francisco Office of the Treasurer and Tax Collector (TTX).
When announcing the launch of the GIFT program on November 16, 2022, San Francisco Mayor London Breed’s office said in a press release that the city will “provide low-income transgender San Franciscans with $1,200 each month, up to 18 months to help address financial insecurity within trans communities.”
When are they going to quit the piecemeal charade, and admit that any taxes collected will be redistributed to Democrats only?
“$1,200 dollars per month for 18 months.” At the end of 18 months: “Insecure Community Struggles With Sudden Loss of $1,200 per Month. ‘How Can We Pay Our Bills?’ S.F. Appealing to D.C. for Bailout”
Woke Wars: Britain’s Royal Navy Tells Sailors To Introduce Themselves with Gender Pronouns
Breitbart | 30 Sep 2023 | Kurt ZindulkaBritain’s Royal Navy has reportedly told its sailors that they should introduce themselves with gender pronouns before meetings in order to be more “inclusive”.
A “Trans and Non-Binary Awareness” guide, seen by The Telegraph newspaper, reportedly published on the Royal Navy’s internal intranet has told staff: “Introducing yourself with your pronouns at the start of meetings and interactions is a good way to be inclusive.”
{Yeah — Good way to get the respect of your staff.}
It goes on to state: “Some people do not associate with gender binary and may use different pronouns like they/them hers or neo-pronouns like ze/hir/hirs. You should use the pronoun that a person shares with you.”
The Navy’s guide on gender also featured a “trans umbrella” to illustrate the different forms of gender expression, including “pangender”, “gender neutral”, and “two-spirit”, a phrase that has been used to describe the gender of some Native Americans.
. . . tons of Native Americans in Britain, are there?
I was tempted to make this a Straight Line of the Day: “What’s a Trans Umbrella?” But I don’t want to know.
Per Breitbart:
“People who want to wake up every day praying that Eric Adams the pilot fails and crashes, you better wake up, man. You’re a passenger on this plane called NYC. You better hope I land this damn plane and stop hoping and praying that I fail. The city is back. We’re resilient.”