Waiter, I’ll Just Have the EV-in Water

EV Won’t Start After Driving in Rain, Owner Left Speechless When Stuck with $20K Bill
thefederalistpapers.org | October 16, 2023 | Joe Saunders

According to the Scottish news outlet EdinburbghLive, the owner of a Tesla has been asked by the company to fork over the equivalent of more than $20,000 for repairs to a battery that was reportedly damaged by rain while it was parked on a street in the Scottish capital last week.

Sound like it might be a problem? The owner sure thought so.

According to the report, the vehicle belongs to Johnny Bacigalupo and Rob Hussey, a gay couple living in the Edinburgh suburbs.

Why did they think it was necessary to throw that in? What kind of clothes were they wearing? What TV shows do they like?

On Oct. 7, they drove into the city for dinner without any problem, but they found the car wouldn’t start afterward.

They waited for hours for Tesla roadside assistance, EdinburghLive reported, which only resulted in the vehicle being hauled away.

But that was only the beginning of the trouble.

“After complaints from me, we received a call at 5:30 p.m. on the Wednesday, saying the battery was damaged due to water ingress and it was unfortunately not covered by the battery’s 8-year warranty, and so the repair would be around £17,500 [$21,351],” Bacigalupo said, according to the report.

“Did I wish to proceed? I was flabbergasted and couldn’t really find my words.”

Oh, look around. They’re somewhere.

Straight Line of the Day: The Great Thing About STEM Majors Who Can’t Do Math Is…

Math disaster in college: Would-be STEM majors can’t add 1/2 + 1/3
Joanne Jacobs | Sep 6, 2023 | Joanne Jacobs

At Temple, the number of students placed into intermediate algebra, the equivalent of ninth-grade math, has nearly doubled, writes Binkley. It’s the lowest option for STEM majors.

In a softball quiz at the start of last year’s fall semester, students were asked to subtract eight from negative six, recalls Jessica Babcock. “I graded a whole bunch of papers in a row. No two papers had the same answer, and none of them were correct.”

“It’s not just that they’re unprepared, they’re almost damaged,” said Brian Rider, Temple’s math chair. “I hate to use that term, but they’re so behind.”

SI Swimsuit Madness : Round 1 Matches 29 & 30 : Results ound 1 Matches 27 & 28

Welcome everyone. We have the results from last week’s matches and the next ones up from round one. Enjoy.

Results

Round 1 Match 27

Michelle Jenneke 168 Defeats Marquita Pring 39

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Who do you prefer?
83 votes

Round 1 Match 28

Mayla Dalbesio 126 Defeats Mia Kang 57

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Who do you prefer?
78 votes

This week’s matches

Round 1 Match 29

Naomi Osaka vs Natasha Barnard

Naomi Osaka

VS

Natasha Barnard

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Who do you prefer?
85 votes

Round 1 Match 30

Paige Spiranac vs Paige Vanzant

Paige Spiranac

VS

Paige Vanzant

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Who do you prefer?
92 votes