Biden Asks Congress for $9.8 Billion to Help Wile E. Coyote Catch That Road Runner

UPDATE: Thinking better of it, he says “What the heck, I’ll just grant it myself.”

Ukraine funding unaffected.

Walrus Has Hired a New Intern

That’s all you need to know.

My kind of guy, Walrus is.

Make Your Next Flight Count

French Citizens: Four Flights in One Lifetime Is Enough for You, Peasant
Red State | 10/02/2023 | Bob Hoge

The French used to be explorers and, along with the British, Spanish, and others, discovered much of the known world. 

But now, it would seem, almost half of its citizens would prefer you stay at home and explore your backyard for most of your life and avoid seeing the worldโ€”all in the name of climate change. 

They think four airline flights in your life is enough for you, peasant:

A poll from research firm Consumer Science and Analytics Institute (CSA) found that 41% of citizens would support such a limit. That number rose to 59% support among 18-24-year-olds. The suggested limit, proposed by engineer Jean-Marc Jancovici, would apply to air travel for business and pleasure.

Four times in your life. Can you even imagine that? Itโ€™s so utterly ridiculous that it defies the imagination, yet idiotic โ€œsuggestions โ€œ like these are becoming the new norm. 

This is how crazy climate alarmism has become.

41% of French people are in favor of max 4 flights ๐—ถ๐—ป ๐˜†๐—ผ๐˜‚๐—ฟ ๐—ฒ๐—ป๐˜๐—ถ๐—ฟ๐—ฒ ๐—น๐—ถ๐—ณ๐—ฒ

Let’s just say this once more . . .

I Think I’ll Leave My “True Detective” Phase Now. I Think You Get The Idea

I know they all secretly want Oppo. It’s absolutely clear from the look of terror in their eyes.

Yes, I’ll go and consult a professional therapist now.

“Oppo? There’s no staff meeting at midnight?”

Heh. She should paint a nipple on her elbow.

She’s Indisputably Cute. But Who Puts a Zipper There? And Why?

Astronomers call for renaming the Magellanic Clouds…Explorer Ferdinand Magellan’s name is not fitting, a group of scientists argues
Science News | Sept. 26, 2023 | Emily Conover

A group of astronomers is coalescing around an idea to rename two neighbors of the Milky Way, the Large and Small Magellanic Clouds.

Named after explorer Ferdinand Magellan, the satellite galaxies are visible with the naked eye from the Southern Hemisphere. But Magellanโ€™s name is not fitting, astronomer Mia de los Reyes and colleagues argue.

Nipples.

Boring.

Hey, Gang, I just clicked on a sort-of-adult site, and came up with this image:

Intern material!

Wowsa.

Hey Walrus, can I take her for a test spin?

If she passes the test, I will send her on to you . . . and zzxzx . . . and DamnCat . . . and . . Scotty T.. and that Bobot . . . and the rest…. here on Girl Again’s Isle. . . .

I Don’t Have Time To Watch Movies. Give These a Look, and Let Me Know What You Think

… probably pretty much what it seems.

… probably pretty much what it seems.

… and …

… probably pretty much what it seems.

I like the gal in the middle, though. And the blondes. Dr. Sadism can go f himself.

“Mom? You’re not going to let Oppo put on the web what we’ve done with him? Are you, Mom? Oh my God!”

“Mom, you’re not going to let Oppo put that one up too . . . are you? Mom? … Mom? “

Wait a second . . . I don’t even remember the summer of ’03.

And Oh Hell, Yes!

My advice, Paradise guys? Do her until next Columbus Day. She will appreciate that.

Girl-0n-Girl really doesn’t do much for me, because I feel like my male member is being left completely out of the action. Like, Ginger on MaryAnn.. What’s in it for me?

… Though I might reconsider.:

Straight Line of the Day: You Got a Problem?

Welcome to IMAO! Our New Regional Office, Erected in Nepal

SI Swimsuit Madness : Round 1 Matches 25 & 26 : Round 2 Matches 47 & 48 Results

Okay, everyone out of the pool. Time to get back to some first round matches and post the results from last week. Enjoy.

Results

Round 2 Match 47

Kelly Gale 82 Defeats Katrina Scott 63

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Who do you prefer?
62 votes

Round 2 Match 48

Lacy Schnoor 60 Defeats Kim Riekenberg 51

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Who do you prefer?
61 votes

This week’s matches.

Round 1 Match 25

Lily ALdridge vs Lindsey Vonn

Lily Aldridge

Please excuse the watermark, my free photo converter is now pay and I didn’t notice until too late.

VS

Lindsey Vonn

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Who do you prefer?
64 votes

Round 1 Match 26

Lorena Duran vs Maila Manuel

Lorena Duran

VS

Maila Manuel

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Who do you prefer?
61 votes