I also resolve to not hang around with the following type people…rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperadoes, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, s**t-kickers and Democrats.
My New Years resolution is to finally discover KFC’s secret recipe blend of 11 herbs and spices.
You can take it from me, three of them are salt, pepper and MSG. So you can take a couple months off and get back to it in the Spring.
Since it’s an election year, I vow I will stock up on Toilet paper.
Shhhhh! The FBI is listening…
This year I resolve to not split my infinitives
OK, I’m just gonna get it all out and spill my guts.
Why isn’t skateboarding an Olympic sport?
I resolve to adopt a Lemur.
I resolve to start pronouncing it correctly, once and for all: Basil, dammit, not “basil”.
I resolve to drive the rightful owners of Rock Ridge, out of Rock Ridge, once and for all. ~ Hedley Lamar
I also resolve to not hang around with the following type people…rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperadoes, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, s**t-kickers and Democrats.
…and Jehova Witnesses. They drink too much.
I resolve not to work on Maggie’s farm no more. ~ Bob Dillon
I resolve to grasp why a preposition is a word to never end a sentence with.