Went to a restaurant last night and they had a restroom just like that and to top it off when the waiter gave me the bill they charged me a COVID fee, I asked the guy what’s the COVID fee?’ He goes, Yeah, well, we gotta wipe down the menus. Wipe down the menus? You’re charging $3 to wipe down your own menus? Before COVID, what, you just brought out the menu with spaghetti sauce on it?
“Oh, there’s a sink and a trash can behind the door? Get me the Sawzall.”
If I fits, I sits.
Coping with a difficult situation!
Went to a restaurant last night and they had a restroom just like that and to top it off when the waiter gave me the bill they charged me a COVID fee, I asked the guy what’s the COVID fee?’ He goes, Yeah, well, we gotta wipe down the menus. Wipe down the menus? You’re charging $3 to wipe down your own menus? Before COVID, what, you just brought out the menu with spaghetti sauce on it?
Did they have a polio fee, too? How much did they charge to remove the previous diner’s plates? Napkin laundry?
I’m from the government, and I’m here to help.
That’s the biggest lie ever told. The second biggest lie is…And we’re glad you’re here to help us.
… and “I care about liberals’ complaints.”
Come to think of it, this is worthy of a Straight Line.
THE MANAGEMENT IS NOT RESPONSIBLE for any injuries from unexpected egress – guard your right flank accordingly…
If my work computer would function better, I would post a clip of that annoying “It’s Friday, Friday” song.
OCCUPANCY: 1, and we mean it!!!
Never hear ” You left the lid up” complaint ever again..
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