Amongst The Biggest Lies Ever Told…
That time I said I stood on top of a bridge and threw rotton eggs at BLM and Antifa below as they were about to burn down buildings in D.C.
…but it sounded good.
“Your check is in the mail”
“The customer is always right”
“Mostly peaceful protest”
“Most secure election in history”
“If you like your doctor, you can keep your doctor”
“J6 Insurrection”
“My word as a Biden”
… “We never have this problem” – from a recent IMAO post…
Ha! Aren’t you glad I didn’t ‘append’ an illustration?
…”If I’m lyin’, I’m dyin'” – every politician, ever…
… every not-dying politician, anyway.
It’s almost never soon enough…
Amongst The Biggest Lies Ever Told…
That time I said I stood on top of a bridge and threw rotton eggs at BLM and Antifa below as they were about to burn down buildings in D.C.
…but it sounded good.
I’m from the government and I’m here to help – R. Reagan
And we’re glad you’re here to help us. ~ Second biggest lie
Actually, Regan said that that phrase was the most terrifying phrase in the English Language!
Amongst The Biggest Lies Ever Told…
It’s getting warmer.
“Nobody f’s with a Biden.”
Hunter’s tape shows otherwise.
(So does Ashley’s diary, for that matter. April showers bring May deflowers.)
… “I did not have sexual relations with that woman…” – Hillary Clinton
“Your call is important to us. . . . A representative will be with your shortly.”
“Unusually high volume of calls…”
Amongst The Biggest Lies Ever Told…
This call may be recorded for training porpoises.
“I’ll totally be there on the day to help you move your boxes, shelving units, and recliner sofa, Walrus.”
Then no pizza for you.
I am interested in Mika for her opinions.
“Thanks, Oppo! You definitely earned it!”
“You’re welcome, Mika. Remember, libs say there’s no free will.”
“CornPop was a bad dude.”
I’ll pull out in time.
“Your check is in the mail”
“The customer is always right”
“Mostly peaceful protest”
“Most secure election in history”
“If you like your doctor, you can keep your doctor”
“J6 Insurrection”
“My word as a Biden”
We are under a Sun Tzunami of them, aren’t we?
You forgot the top two…
I love You!
and, I hope I don’t get banned for this…
I won’t come in your mouth.
Congrats! You got that past the moderation!
Han didn’t shoot first.
Amongst The Biggest Lies Ever Told…
All my postings at IMAO are thoroughly vetted and fact checked.
Amongst The Biggest Lies Ever Told…
Walrus does not have a duplicate key to the strawberry locker… or the Interns dorm.