Two Vultures Found ‘Too Drunk To Fly’ in Connecticut
UPI | APRIL 19, 2024 | Ben HooperAn animal rescue group in Connecticut said a pair of drunk vultures were treated with fluids and “a big breakfast” before being released.
A Place Called Hope said in a Facebook post that the “dynamic duo” had been “dumpster diving” and ended up eating something “that was fermented enough to cause severe intoxication.”
The rescue said the vultures were initially thought to be seriously ill, but testing confirmed they were merely “too drunk to fly.”
… “Remember, your cocktail fruit that ends up in a dumpster can end up intoxicating wildlife if the dumpster is not kept closed,” the post said.
Was a cougar nearby found pretty damned satisfied?
And, after all, how drunk do you have to be to fly in Connecticut?

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“Well, now, Mr. Hooper; it proves you college boys don’t have the education to admit when you’re wrong.”
How many points is that on their licences?
They just needed to hear the Rocky theme song.