They’re just flesh-filled appurtenances, if I’m not mistaken. Males have analogs. Some fat guys go way overboard. Some journalists use them to keep your attention when reading the news.
Wait: Expelling milk, too, right? Totally cute. But probably unnecessary once we move on to bison meat.
Science! Note the scientific labels.
Guys like to fondle these things, for reasons that escape even them.
I put in an inordinate amount of time Photoshopping this for this PG website.
I’m guessing she probably wants me. Who the hell wouldn’t? I’m the Thrustmeister.
All interns declined to pose for this post. I had to go outside for cooperation. Cost me plenty.
You need to investigate the mathematics of various breast shapes. You know, three-dimensional functions from the Calculus with proper maxima/minima and inflection points leading to compound curvature with aesthetic appeal. Lofting functions. French curves. Russian curves. Italian curves. Polish curves (olala!).
Wait. I’m diverging… It’s floppin’ and twitchin’ !!
Boobies
I love how IMAO keeps abreast of things…