“Hello, Peter. Yeah, I’m reporting to you from the USA, because I’m afraid to go to Paris or even fly there.
“What I’m seeing is a whole lot of —
“Whoa, that one came close! —
“… A lot of unrest. But, I think I’ll make that up after the weekend. Back to you.”

Macron:
“I’m ashamed of my country right now. We are all gay.”