If the GOP were smart, they would have delayed the RNC until my book was out so they could work it into their platform.
If it weren’t for Republicans, who would the left project their hate and inadequacies onto?
I hope Mr. T is the mystery RNC speaker.
I offered to speak at the RNC if they bought me an XBOX 360 with Kinect, but they would only agree to get me the console alone.
What do people mean the “bacon meme” is over? We’re not going to stop eating bacon, are we?
I didn’t know bacon was a meme. I just thought it was a piece of meat I like on everything.
What my wife did was put bacon into California rolls. Called them “Reagan rolls” since awesome + California = Reagan.
Ron Paul reminds me a lot of Hypnotoad.
Don’t get this most recent review for my last book. Said liberals would laugh at it, but give it 2 stars. Very first two star review, BTW.
So how has the Democrats’ economic plan of yelling racist at everybody been working out?
Frank, clearly, 2-star reviews are worse than the 1-star reviews where they say things like “fleming is a phony democrat.”
BTW, I went over to view Hypnotoad and I had trouble coming back!
The last item on your random thoughts list led my to the review of your book. Which led me to your book, which had a cool name so I thought, I’ll see what it’s about. Then I bought the book. Then while I was reading the book I finally realized that I had completely misread the name of your book! I was all set to read about the gayest president in the history of everything, and it just talks about how great he is…Dammit! Well, it’s not too late. There’s a great sequel idea for you.
“So how has the Democrats’ economic plan of yelling racist at everybody been working out?”
It secured Chris Matthews a job on an obscure TV network. Other than that, not so good.
Re “bacon meme over,” this would be someone suggesting bacon had jumped the shark. (Hmmm… shark bacon…)
BTW, has “jumping the shark” jumped the shark yet?
What do people mean the “bacon meme” is over? We’re not going to stop eating bacon, are we?
Bacon is still a meme.
‘the bacon meme is over’ is also a meme.
That’s how memes work.
‘milhous is not a meme’ is a meme
I hope Mr. T is the mystery RNC speaker.
Doubtful that will happen…he’d have too many of the no-nads wetting and browning their double-knit trousers.
So rule out Chuck Norris, Jason Statham or Dick Marcinko as well. (Though it would be a nifty visual to have one, or all three, of them fast-roping from the ceiling down to the podium as an opener.)
See, he knows you must have been programmed by Fox News, because the totally legitimate newsman at MSNBC told him that all opinions contrary to MSN come from secret, FOXNews brain-control rays.