a cool way to meet women is to stand inside a garbage bag on the subway platform and ask if they wanna be partners in a three-legged race
— john freiler (@johnfreiler) October 2, 2012
College won’t necessarily cure your stupidity, but it’ll sure make you smug about it.
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) October 2, 2012
I’m just sorry Phil Hartman isn’t still around to play Unlicensed Cherokee Lawyer.
— Stephen Green (@VodkaPundit) October 2, 2012
I think we should start calling him President Lady Parts.
— stephenkruiser (@stephenkruiser) October 2, 2012
The people who make it a point to shop at Whole Foods are just compensating for a small Prius.
— Bryan Donaldson (@TheNardvark) October 3, 2012
Or: Three-legged smug Cherokee Lady Parts shop.
We could call him “President Lady Parts” but I don’t think he’s had anything twixt his nethers in over a year.