My man in State has done it again. He has managed to get his hands on the Vice President’s list of New Year Resolutions for 2014. This year he resolves to:
- Learn how to tie my own shoes
- Get brave enough to pet Bo
- Finish watching School House Rock’s How a Bill Becomes a Law
- Get brave enough to pet Hillary
- Steal my nose back from Sasha
- Learn how to use my DVR so I can get caught up on the back episodes of Sesame Street
- Get brave enough to pet Putin
- Get past onesies in jacks
- Figure out how to pry that safety plug out of the electrical outlet so I can finally taste it
- Place in the Senate Simon Sez competition
- Get brave enough to pet Rachel Maddow
- Finally beat Barney Frank at strip tic-tac-toe
- Prove that Nancy is a real witch
- Finish the bust of Helen Thomas fashioned from my toenail clipping collection
- Practice kissing with the bust of Helen Thomas fashioned from my toe nail clippings
- Get brave enough to kiss the real Helen Thomas
- Live happily ever after
Not miss the bowl…as much.
Learn to speak with an Indian accent so as not to offend 7-11 clerks.
visit Australia again, soon.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-25618683
…visit Vienna Australia to hear Mozart live in concert.
There. Fixed.
Learn to speak with an Indian accent by watching Jay Silverheels so as not to offend 7-11 clerks.
Fixed again.