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Archive of entries posted on 9th January 2014
What Manner of Sorcery Is This?
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By the way, if you find – as I did – that having “Blue Danube” as background music on this is just annoying, go ahead & kill the sound. They don’t actually talk in this video.
Some People Deserve Neither
Kathleen Sebelius on the Obamacare rollout: “I’m thrilled that we’re going to have millions of people for the first time that have health security”.
Not thrilled: the millions more who wanted health freedom.
So… They Worship Jim Henson?
Here’s an artist’s conception of the statue that Satanists want to build in Oklahoma:
Here’s The Phantom of the Muppet Show:
And these wackos wonder why no one takes them seriously.
Link of the Day: Satire – Obama Welcomes America’s First Transgender Baby to White House
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Obama Welcomes America’s First Transgender Baby to White House
NOTE: People with language sensitivities may want to skip the last paragraph, since it “quotes” Joe Biden at his NSFWest.
BONUS LINK: Location report on Anonymiss…
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Wisdom of the Day: Hot Horticulturalist Ice Game
"Wear oven mitts and handle carefully like it's hot" ~ Responsible rapper
— Michael (@Home_Halfway) January 8, 2014
My 20-year-plan is to have the phrase "prominent horticulturalist" included in my obituary. So I can either become one or murder one.
— Colm Tobin (@colmtobin) January 8, 2014
"Ice, Ice, Baby, Vanilla, Ice, Ice, Baby." – worst cocktail recipe ever
— Sixth Form Poet (@sixthformpoet) January 8, 2014
The most dangerous game of all is man, but Metroid was also pretty tough.
— Sean Thomason (@TheThomason) January 8, 2014
Wrong Way
Around the nation, 40,000 new state and local laws took effect on January 1st.
Can’t help thinking it would do us all a lot more good if that many had been repealed.
Obama Warned Us – Uncertain Future
It’s tempting to look back … and assume that our progress was inevitable -– that America was always destined to succeed. But when the Union was turned back at Bull Run, and the Allies first landed at Omaha Beach, victory was very much in doubt. When the market crashed on Black Tuesday, and civil rights marchers were beaten on Bloody Sunday, the future was anything but certain. These were the times that tested the courage of our convictions, and the strength of our union. And despite all our divisions and disagreements, our hesitations and our fears, America prevailed because we chose to move forward as one nation, as one people.
BARACK OBAMA, State of the Union Address, Jan. 27, 2010
“That’s why my administration is working more of a ‘divide & conquer’ strategy.”
Straight Line of the Day: The US Trademark Office Ruled That the Word “Redskins” Is Derogatory. Next to Be Declared Derogatory…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
The US Trademark Office ruled that the word “Redskins” is derogatory. Next to be declared derogatory…
Happy Birthday Lil Kim
So Dennis Rodman went to visit Kim Jong Un again, this time for his birthday. Rodman just loves the little fella so much. He really went overboard with the presents this year. I think we are going to have to deal with one spoiled little dictator for a while. Here is what Dennis was reported to have given Kim Jong Un for his birthday:
- 500 lbs of Solyent Chow to keep his hounds primed for human flesh
- A regulation child size basketball
- Matching ‘I heart my BFF’ tramp stamps
- A leading role in Dennis’ new youtube video, Two Boys One Cup (He gets to be the cup)
- A handmade coupon book with ten coupons for “Dennis’ Special Sensual Bro-ssages.”
- A five layer Happy Birthday yellowcake-238
- A bedtime piggyback ride around the palace
- A gift certificate to Great Clips
- A Korean-Ebonics dictionary
- Matching his-and-his Christopher Robin and Winnie the Pooh outfits for role-playing time
- The collected works of Noam Chomski
- A matching set of Code Pink ‘I heart Dictators’ footie pajamas
- A Fisher Price “My First Torture” set
- A lifetime supply of platform shoes
- A triple dosing of birthday spankings
I think he made one happy Lil Kim.
Random Thoughts: Chris Christie and the Bridge
Going by the IRS scandal, a few people in New Jersey are about to get punished with time off with pay.
The Christie scandal sounds bad, but with no one punished for IRS, Benghazi, and Fast & Furious, I don’t know what Democrats plan to make of it.
If we were really progressive, we’d be trying to figure how we can live without the environment, plants, and various annoying animals.
We’re still too focused on the bigots of the past and not calling out enough the new types of bigots of the present age.
Lesson learned: Never ever trust a moderate.
Nothing more dishonest then a rich man going on about income inequality.
In Linux, instead of “permission denied,” it should be “sudo didn’t say.”
Don’t want to repeat someone else’s joke, so has anyone yet mentioned that Chris Christie is fat?
I don’t know how I’m supposed to react to the suffering of people in New Jersey.
Need to cut back on politics; I often get outraged now and have no idea why. OBAMA!!!
Hopefully we’ll get to hear from the victims. “I was on the bridge a really long while.”
If you don’t give politicians any power, they can’t abuse it.
If you’re outraged by the Christie thing but have remained a big supporter of Obama through his scandals, that’s called cognitive dissonance.
How about Chris Christie apologize and do the truffle shuffle and then we forget this whole thing ever happened.
Why I use an iPhone
Also, They’re Guarded By Taunting Frenchmen
The latest trend in Southern California mansions: a moat encircling the property.
The weirdest part – they’re filled with vegan alligators.