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Archive of entries posted on 23rd January 2014
When Legos Attack!
[LEGO Invasion!] (Viewer #102,251)
I’m torn on this one. The CGI is done with care, but… it’s Legos. I have a hard time wrapping my head around the idea that Legos are cool, because they’re just… incredibly overpriced plastic bricks. They’re like the Apple of construction toys.
Anyway, Lego fans, go ahead & set me straight.
How About Another Vacation?
A new study shows that over-achievers are at risk of isolation, depression, and anxiety because they never stop working, even outside the office.
Well, that would explain why Obama always seems so chipper.
Couch Gun Safe
[High Praise! to John]
Imagine a fire-rated gun safe hidden inside a custom built couch, with bullet proof cushions with carry straps, so they can be used on the fly as a shield.
Personally, I wouldn’t buy it, because once the couch wears out, it’s becomes a very ratty-looking gun safe, and unlike a normal couch, you can’t leave it on the curb for college students to steal in the middle of the night.
But, until the couch part wears out, it’s super-awesome.
Link of the Day: Putin vs. Obama: Pictorial Comparisons
[High Praise! to The People’s Cube]
Putin vs. Obama: Pictorial Comparisons
If we have to be under a tyrant’s heel, can we at least be under the heel of a cool tyrant?
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Wisdom of the Day: Gang Evil Tarantino Prisoner Memory Witch
*starts throwing up gang signs* I shouldn't have eaten so many gang signs
— sweaty five dollars (@iscoff) January 22, 2014
President Infanticide said abortion "allows women to fulfill their dreams". This is what pure evil looks like.
— Stevie J. West (@StevieJWest) January 22, 2014
Quentin Tarantino flew into a coke-fueled rage, scrapping his latest project after someone sent him a tweet saying, "Simpsons did it."
— Shari VanderWerf (@shariv67) January 22, 2014
It’s so sad when a prisoner escapes and everyone thinks about the danger to society and not the poor lonely room-mate he left behind.
— Sixth Form Poet (@sixthformpoet) January 22, 2014
“@UberFacts: Blueberries can help improve your memory.” Unless you forget to buy them.
— Nathan Fillion (@NathanFillion) January 22, 2014
We couldn't have won without our coach, the Wicked Witch! *Scarecrow secretly winks at Tin Man, who quietly lifts water cooler behind her*
— patrick (@tastefactory) January 22, 2014
Good News, California!
Despite the state of California teetering on the financial brink, Governor Jerry Brown is now proposing billions in new government spending.
Anyone else getting the feeling that sliding into the sea after a massive earthquake is beginning to look like a best-case scenario.
Obama Warned Us – Real Sanctions
The belief that peace is desirable is rarely enough to achieve it. Peace requires responsibility. Peace entails sacrifice.
BARACK OBAMA, Nobel Lecture, Dec. 10, 2009
“And sacrifices require someone to collect them. That’ll be my job.”
Straight Line of the Day: How Does Vladimir Putin Stay in Such Great Shape?
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
How does Vladimir Putin stay in such great shape?
Random Thoughts: Abortion, Whining, and Cosby
Many dismiss abortion as a social issue, but at what point a person has rights and deserves protection is central to any theory of government.
Whether you think abortion should be legal or not, there’s something wrong with you if you’re not fundamentally horrified by it.
I’m glad we’re getting onto the issue of income inequality because obviously the problem with our economy has been not enough whining.
Killer whales murdering people sounds dog bites man to me. Wake me when hugger whales start murdering.
I remember a decades old Mad Magazine article joking that NBC stands for “Needs Bill Cosby.”
I certainly wouldn’t mind a modern sitcom we can actually watch with the kids in the room.
Unsecret
A court ruled that online review service Yelp had to reveal the identities of seven anonymous reviewers.
Still allowed to be anonymous – the Benghazi perpetrators.